Mehran k khuwab

Funny Sms: Mehran k khuwab

Hight of hasrat
written at back of suzuki mehran…
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main bari ho k parado banoun ge

wasn't paying attention in class

Text Sardar Sms

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"

what do u mean by Ph.D

Newly Added Sardar Sms

Interviewer: wat is ur qualification?
Sardar: Sir i m Ph.D.
Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.D.?
Sardar: PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..

its a process that starts with right hand

Funny Sardar Sms

Lecturer : Explain digestive system in one sentence?
Sardar:its a process that starts with right hand & ends with left hand

u r very lucky

Latest&Funny Sardar Sms

sardar asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"
lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T"
sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.

phir gaaya aur doosre chappal ka intazaar kiya

New Sardar Sms in Urdu

Sardar: Mai kal gana Ga raha tha to kisi ne mujpar chappal pheka
Friend:Tune Gana roka nahi
Sardar:Nahi maine phir gaaya aur doosre chappal ka intazaar kiya..mein ek chappal toh nahi pehan sakta naa

T-SHIRT NIKALEGI

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Next 20-20 KA CAPTAIN kaun?
GUJ : PATHAN
MARATI :SACHIN
Sardar -SANIYA MIRZA.
SANIYA Q..?
SRDR : Jeet k baad DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI TO BALLE BALLE... ;-

Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,

LAtest Sardar Sms in Urdu

1 Sardar Roz Murti Pe Matha Tekta Tha..
Pujari Ne Badi Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,
Srdr aaya Aur Bola:
"Oye Chotu!
Daddy Kitthe He?

3sardar chand pe bheje

Funny Sardar Sms in English


NASA ne 3sardar chand pe bheje.
magar adhe raste se vapas!
Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh kaha:
"AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA

U cant land on d sun

Newly Added Sardar Sms in English

RUSSIA:We R 1st in space.
USA:We R 1st on d moon. SARDAR:We'll be 1st on d sun.
USA:U cant land on d sun,its hot.
SARDAR:We R not stupids.We 'll go AT night...