Funny Sardar Sms in Punjabi

Chota Sardar To His Papa: Mainu Shadi Kerni Hai

Papa: Putter Kide Naal

Son: Papa Daadi Maa Naal

Papa: Begairata'n O Meri Maa Ae...

Son: Te Tussi Meri Maa Naal KiOn Kita... ? ;->

"Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai

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Admi Sardar Se:
"Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai"

Sardar Replied:

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"Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota"

Point 2 B Noted... ;->

my mathematics teacher will teach

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Son : We will soon become rich..
Sardar : how.?
Son : tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me how to convert paise into rupees... ;->

Aap jo humko parha rahe hain

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Teacher : Sach aur veham me kya fark hai..?

Santa : Aap jo humko parha rahe hain

woh sach hai,

lekin hum sab parh rahe hai

ye apka veham hai... ;->

nothing can travel faster than Ligh

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Four guys, one each from Harvard, MIT University, Yale and SANTA SINGH from
Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.



One common question was asked to all of them.


INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ?


HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes
instantly in your mind.

MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked


YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.


SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply) "WHY"?



SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHTS, it was over !! :-D

decided to shift his place

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one Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A
lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"

Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar
answered " No No Me Banta Singh"
Third one
came and asked the same question Sardar was totally
annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he
saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked
him " Are you Relaxing?"
The other Sardar was
much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing "

Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said,
"Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu
Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."

My Telenor SIM blocked

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Sardar got job in a Telenor Call Centre..
Customer: My Telenor SIM blocked what to do?
Sardar: don't take tension. Remove Telenor, visit Insta customer service center, put Warid SIM, load Jazz card, and enjoy Paktel to Paktel free talk time .
Thank u 4 calling Ufone... ;->

saab ye to beyimaani ha

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Autowala: saab! 30 rupiye huye.
Santa: ye lo 15 rupiye.
Autowala: saab ye to beyimaani hai.
Santa:Abay! Beyimani kesi?tu b to baith k aya he,aadhe Tu day... ;->

There Are Hidden Camera Here

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Jasmeet Kaur Watched Her Husband Santa Singh Searching High & Low,
All Over The Living Room.
She Asked Him : “ What Are You So Frantically Searching? “
Santa Singh : Hidden Cameras.
Jasmeet : And What Makes You Think There Are Hidden Camera Here?
Santa : Or Else, Every Few Minutes, How Is That Guy On Television Saying
You Are Watching The Star World Chennel’ ? “ How Can He Know What
I Am Watching... ;->

A Sardar Cheat The Railways

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How Does A Sardar Cheat The Railways??

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He Buys The Ticket But Doesn't Travel... ;->