tumar jonno amar

Bengali SMS

Jan tumake khub mone porche,

boloto kano tumar jonno amar erokom lage

jorra porasa suddu tumar karona

Bengali SMS

badonar bihera dariya tumaka suddu dekese.
nistobbdo hoyasa tumar agate amar ai mon.
tobu kano ai min suddu tumar kota babba.
tume ar ame dutty mona futtasilo ja full aj jorra porasa suddu tumar karona.moyabini nas.....?

Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona

Bengali SMS

Hoyto Tomai Valobesa Korechilam Vhul,
Taito Akhon Dicchi Sai Vhular E Mashool,
Phool Vabe Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona...
Tai Bodhoy Soite Hochcha Katar Jontrona.

Amija Na Pai Vabe Kul

Bengali SMS

Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul,
Hariye Tumai Aaj Amija Na Pai Vabe Kul,
Roylo Amar Ai Abedon Grohon Koro Mura...
Aager Moto E Badbo Tumai Nikhad Premer Dura

Thaki Joto E Dura

Bengali SMS

Bastota Amake Dayna Obosor,
Tai Bola Vabona Amai Sarthopor,
Jakhane E Thaki, Thaki Joto E Dura...
Tumi Aacho Sarakhon Ai Hridoy Jura.

Eakusay February

Bengali SMS

February Amar Bhai Ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami Ki Volita Pa...Ri!!!

Aabeg Ta Komia Aalap

Bengali SMS

Na Jena Na Suna Kokhono,Diyo Nako Mon.
Na Jena Na Suna Kokhono,Diyo Nako Mon.
Valo Kore Aage Take Jane Nao,Sa Kamon Doron.
Aabeg Ta Komia Aalap Ta Jomia Aage Jena Nao Tar Vator Goron..Pore Dio Mon!

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal

Bengali SMS

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
Ayishumma
Nabeesumma
Kadeesumma
Hadeesumma
Hajjumma
Beepathumma
Cheriyumma
Mariyumma
Kunjumma
Pinna Enda Umma Onumkudy Ninda Vallumma

AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Bengali SMS

Oru Vasantha Kalam,
Bhoomiyil Niraye Pookal Parimalam Parathunnu.
Padathu Kunji Kilikal Virunnu Vannu
Aa Pular Kalathu Nee Ente Veetilekku Vannu .
.Appol Njan Ente Vathil Ninakkai Turannu.
Ninte Kaikal Ente Nere Neendu Vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju

Cheethathe Nee Enthe

Bengali SMS

Okathile Ettavum Valiya Heart Surgon Neeyanu.. Karanam Oru Murivu Polumillathe, Orittu Rakham Polum
Cheethathe Nee Enthe Hrydyathil Kayariyunnalloo.....

Polapa Pochi Eduda Cella

Bengali SMS

Thala! Thala! Kattadura Namma Poochipandiku Message Anappikite Irukkan.
Kattaduraiku Kattam Sarilla Namaku Message Anapparathe Avanuku Polapa Pochi Eduda Cella Anappuda Gud
Morni, Gud After, Gud Night Messagea
Thala Namma Cellula Balance Illa Ok Next Meet Panren

Ak Sms Ae Lega

Bengali SMS

Love Sms Korlam Send Priyar Numberate,
Sms Porlo Giya Mayer Babar Hate.
Kopal Kharap Hole Buji Koto Kichu E Hoy
Priyar Baba Mobile A Dakhai Sudu Voy.
Ak Sms Ae Lega Galo Jilapir Pach,
Taito Akhon Korina Ar Mobile Sms

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Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear

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WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary

Anniversary Sms

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

On Our ANNIVERSARY

Anniversary Sms

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,

Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.

So, This Is What I Want To Say,

Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay...

Be Happy And Grand

Anniversary Sms

To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.


Happy Anniversary

Ups And Downs

Anniversary Sms

We've Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know,

Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow
Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,

But Our Love For Each Other,

Had No Attached Strings.

My Light And Shine

Anniversary Sms

I Wish U De Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife.

My Love Throughout The Years We"Ve Had Our Ups& Downs But We Stood By Each Other No Matter What Happened We Maintained This Love So On Our Anniversary Of 2years I Just Wanna Say This "Thank U

&I"Ll Alwayz Love You For What You"Ve Done For Me

"U Were & Still R My Light And Shine In My World Ngi

"Asixenga Ngawe Zulu For I"M Proud Of You Love Keep It Up).

Remember This When Things Get Rou

Till Death Do Us Part

Anniversary Sms

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

"Do You Still Love Me?" I"D Say,

"Till Death Do Us Part"

Happy Anniversary

Each And Everyday

Anniversary Sms

Long After Our Anniversary And This

Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think

Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday,


Happy Anniversary Lover!

I Want You To Know

Anniversary Sms

I"M Sending This Bouquet Of Love To Say That
I Love You So Much

I Hope I Say It Often Enough I Want You To Know

It"S True, On This Special Occasion I Want To Remind You

That You Are My Everything And My Love Is True,

Happy Anniversary Lover!

You Still Get Me Aroused

Anniversary Sms

That Special Day Is Here Again

The Day We Took Our Vows You'Re Just As

Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused.

Happy Anniversary Lover

Joy And Companionship

Anniversary Sms

Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be
Blessed With Love,


Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

Your Lives!

Sits On You

Anniversary Sms

"Happiness is
Like a Butterfly"

You run
after it,
It keeps
flying away.
But if you
'stand still',
It comes and
'Sits On You'

"Wish you lots
of Butterflies !

best wishes go to you

Anniversary Sms

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.

make a wonderful pair

Anniversary Sms

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.

live in my heart

Anniversary Sms

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

fixed your eyes on m

Anniversary Sms

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary ***

you are my darling wife

Anniversary Sms

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love
You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).

Happy Anniversary

Joy beyond reason

Anniversary Sms

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.

Happy Anniversary

To celebrate again

Anniversary Sms

Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong
today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness
To celebrate again.

Happy Anniversary

Our love for each other

Anniversary Sms

We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.

Happy Anniversary

I adore your sweet smile

Anniversary Sms

I"ll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don"t know what I"d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

Anniversary Sms

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On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

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bhishkoom

Sardar Sms in Urdu

aik dafa aik sardar ne doosra sardar ke kaan main kuch kaha aur wo mar gia.


everybody wondered wt he said.


one asked him and he said bhishkoom.....

he was ironing his clothes

Sardar Sms

There was once a sardar je who went to the hospital ...
the doctor sees that both of his ears are flaming read
and asks he sardar je what had happened.
The sardar je tells him that he was ironing his clothes
when his phone rang and by mistake he took the hot iron
and put it on his ear. the doctor looks at him in disbelief
and asks him what had happened to the other ear.
Then the sardar je says, the scoundrel called back!

Got upper berth

Sardar Funny Sms

Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Frnd: Y?

Srdr: Got upper berth.

Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?

Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth.. > > > >

nobody was there

Sardar Sms in English

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there.............

Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

u will go to jail

Sardar Sms in English

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

Give me 20 crore or

Sardar Sms

Sardar wins 20 cars from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Dealer gave 11 crore after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rupees back.!

why did u come so far

Sardar Sms in English

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

How'll U divide

Sardar Sms in English

A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

sardar 6 yr old son

Sardar Sms in English

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

digging for more

Sardar Sms in English

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

Ek Punjab female dena

Banta Singh Sms

Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'
Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.

Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'

'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.

riding a cycle

Santa Singh Sms

Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he Suddenly hit a girl! S

o girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'

And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!'

who can't swim

Sardar Sms

Did you hear about the sardar ji who is so rich he has two swimming pools,

one of which is always empty?

It's for people who can't swim!

height of stupidity

Sardar Sms

What is the height of stupidity?

2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat.

I have seen ur password

Sardar Sms

A sardar was drawing money from ATM.

The sardar behind him in the line said,

"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).

The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."

Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar

Sardar Sms in Punjabi

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says

"Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon".

The other sardar replies

"Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

Run like crazy

Sardar Sms in English

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?

Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Pull the pin

Sardar Sms

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

A babe on sardar's lap

Sardar Sms in English

One sardar went to United States & stepped in for the first time in
a pickup bar. While he was enjoying the scene aroound, a babe
came & placed herself provocatively on sardar's lap.
She said "hi. i'm suzan,'suzi' to u. sardar was all excited & said "hi,
i'm balwinder, balls to u"

the boat to mark

Sardar Sms

Two sardars go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore.

The first sardar says:
"I hope u remember the spot where u caught all those fish."

The other answers:
"Yes,I made 'X'on the side of the boat to mark the spot."

"U idiot!"replies the first."how do u know u will get the same boat tommorrow."

Sardar lost 800 rs in bet

Sardar Sms

Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
"What happened ?" asked Surjit.
"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England
was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win,
but I lost the bet."
" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I
bet on the highlights too

what is going

Sardar Sms

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off
and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well.
His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going
on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions

sardar buys one thermos

Sardar Sms

Sardar jee went to the store,

he saw a shiny stuff,

he asked what is that shiny stuff

store clerk said it is Thermos

sardar:thermos kiya ho ta hai

clerk:it keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold

sardar jee buys one thermos..

next day sardar jee went to work with his new thermos

his boss asked him what is that shiny stuff

sardar jee... it is thermos, it help to keep cold stuff cold and hot stuff hot

boss..what do you have in it

sardar..2cup of coffee, and a glass of cold Drink

Salary Expected

Sardar Sms

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.

He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.

Then he came to the column Salary Expected :

He was not sure as to what to be filled there.

After much thought he wrote : Yes

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