Text Messages: 2009-03-08

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi

Just Arrived Sardar Sms

sArdAr 1: oye ye docTor loG oPerATion k Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi.?

sArdAr 2: is liye k PATienT surGery nA seekh ley... ;->

su su kernay ki jaga dikhao

Newly Added Sardar Sms in Urdu

a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao

Latest Sardar Sms in Urdu

sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.

which year

New Sardar Sms in English

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

AJ PANI KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA

Funny Sardar Sms in Urdu

SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA

Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu

Text Sardar Sms in Urdu

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

news mili thi k paper leake ho gaya

Newly Added Sardar Sms

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha

mene iska solution dhoond liya ha

Latest Sardar Sms

Santa ke ghar pe ladki ne janam liya...

Banta : yaar, jab teri ladki badi hogi to sab ladke uske peeche ghoomenge,,, use chedenge.....

Santa: oye tu chinta mat kar , mene iska solution dhoond liya hai....

Banta: Kya..?

Santa : mene apni ladki ka naam rakha hai.. DIDI... ;->

hath ke badle basin dhone laga

New Sardar Sms

Hotel mein khana khake Sardar hath ke badle basin dhone laga...
Waiter ne pucha, "Kya kar rahe ho?"

Sardar bola, "Diktha nahi kya, likha hai Wash Basin"... ;->

what will U call ur mother's younger sis

New Sardar Sms

Teacher:
"If U call ur mother as MUM then what will U call ur mother's younger sis and elder sis?"

Sardar:
"So simple, I'll call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM" ;->

Yaar udas kyo ho

Funny Sardar Sms

Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho.
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.../ :-D

woh kya soch raha hoga.

Text Sardar Sms

Sardar G, zebra crossing ke black & white patti par bar bar
idhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga...........???

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think............. ??

"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI".... :-D

Friday, March 13, 2009

best birthday wish

Birthday Sms

It's your birthday time again;
It's true; there's no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I'm not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here's what I want to say:
I hope this birthday's the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.

beaming bright

Birthday Sms

On your birthday,
I'm thinking about how much light and sparkle
you freely dispense wherever you go,
how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.
Every birthday marks another year
of you radiating positive, happy energy,
contagious happiness
that infects all who come in contact with you.
May your next birthday find you the same--
glowing from within,
beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.
I feel blessed to know you.

special birthday wish

Birthday Sms

Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings,
As your birthday nears.
Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who've enriched your life
Just by being there.
Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.
Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
"Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day

birthday feelings

Birthday Sms

Each year your birthday reminds me
That I really want to say
I'm very glad I know you;
I think of you each day.
I hope you enjoy your birthday,
All the pleasures it has in store,
And because I appreciate you,
I hope you have many more!

Colourful birthday

Birthday Sms

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

costly affair

Birthday Sms

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

kami aap ki

Birthday urdu Sms

Kis kadar Khub hai dilagi aapki,
aaj bhi dil basi hay Mohabat aap ki,
jab bi fursat ke lamhe Mile hame dil ne mahsoos ki hay kami aap ki

Sticky bun

Birthday Sms

Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoys a sticky bun
I'm glad u are my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

Wishing happy bday

Birthday Sms

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…

Celebrating birthday

Birthday Sms

Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..
snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
Itz ur B'day!

Mirror doesn't lie

Birthday Sms

Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie.
You're aging like me, so you surely can see
That you're getting to be an old guy.

raging seas

Birthday Sms

believe u have climbed high mountains, walked on thorny paths, sailed on the raging seas and took a ride on dangerous highways.

C'mon let's face it; Your God - Jehova has always been faithful all the way. Enjoy your day, you are worth it.

Happy Birthday.

Special wish

Birthday Sms

Look outside It's sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Meri wish

Birthday Sms

Near or far wherever U are,
My best wishes are with U,
Aap jiyo hazaro saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish heart se!

“Happy Birthday”

My feelings

Birthday Sms

know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

Heart that beats

Birthday Sms

Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true & i wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats…just 4 you by me.

LOTZ LOVE

Birthday Sms

“Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.

falling star

Birthday Sms

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."

simply Great

Birthday Sms

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....

someone special

Birthday love Sms

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

special friend

Friendship Birthday Sms

Your b'thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,
A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,
In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too
For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B'thday My 4ever Friend

don't annoy me

Birthday Sms

Happy Birthday , Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Merry Christmas Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

LIPTON DI CHAH HAI

Funny Sardar Sms

IN LONDON'S DEPARTMENTAL STORE, A WOMEN:ASKED TO SARDAR JEE.LIPTON DI CHAH HAI? SARDAR GEE: MENU TE NAI HAI. TENU HAI TE LIPAT JAA....... (-_-)

u gotta jump from 10th floor

English Sardar Sms

Movie director (sardar): in this scene u gotta jump from 10th floor.
Actor: wat if i die?
Sardar: Dats not at all a problem, It's the last scene.....

Main Gaya Tey O Kisi Hor Naal C

Punjabi Sardar Sms

Sardar: Abba Main Apni Biwi Nu Sms Kita K Raat Awaan Ga..... Main Gaya Tey O Kisi Hor Naal C..... Main Onu Talaq Deni Ae.....

Abba: Chal Chadd Puttar.......... Ki Pata Sms Na Mila Howay.... ;->

Is Class Wich Ek Saal Hor Lagna Hai

Funny&Punjabi Sardar Sms

Sardar To his Son: Tere Result Ka Kia Banya.....???

Son: Madam Kehandi Ae Is Class Wich Ek Saal Hor Lagna Hai...

Sardar: Phir Theek Ae.... Saal Pawain 2-3 Hor Lag Jayein , Par Fail Na Huen.... ;->

I Can Win War In Iraq

Powerfull Sardar Sms

Scientist Invented A Powerfull Lie Detector That Instantly Kill A Liar On Detection.....

French: I Think... I Don't Drink....... {Killed}

American: I Think... I Can Win War In Iraq & Afghanistan.... {Killed}

Sardar: I ThInk...... {Killed} ......... ;->

Ek Forward Kerna

Santa Sardar Sms

Santa To Banta: Oye, Tuu Har Sms Mujhe 2 Baar Kion Bhejta Hai.....???

Banta: Wo Is Liye K Agar Tujhe Ek Forward Kerna ho Tou Dossra Tere Paas Rahe..... ;->

I Had The Apendix Operation

Romantic Sardar Sms in English

A Girl Romantically said to aSardar G: Do U want to see the place
where I Had The Apendix Operation ....?
Sardar G: No Way, I hate Hospitals...
;->

main to pipe bend kar raha hoon

Text Sardar Sms

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe...
Banta: Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti...!
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Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon....

garmi bahut thi

Newly Arrived Sardar Sms

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi aayi,

upar ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.

Banta:To xchnge krna tha

Santa:Kisse karta?

Niche ki seat pe koi ayaa hi nahi.

bijli unki bhi kharch hone do

Latest Sardar Sms in Urdu

Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta.?"
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Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharch hone do."....

joke which is eighteen years old

Funny Sardar Sms

What's an adult joke?
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Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.....

After few years he had to go alone

Text Sardar Sms

A sardar Used to go college with his Dog ...

After few years he had to go alone

why ??

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Beacause the Dog GRADUATED.!!!

ZARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI

Text Sardar Sms

A SARDAR WAS SINGING A PATRIOTIC SONG

""AEY MERE WATAN KE LOGON
ZARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKI,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "ZANANI" ..... ;->

woh kya soch raha hoga

Newly Added Sardar Sms

Sardar G, zebra crossing ke black & white patti par bar bar
idhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga...........???

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think............. ??

"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI" ;->

not even one customer went there.

Text Sardar Sms

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

he was afraid that someone might watch him

New&Latest Sardar Sms

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

intelligent sardar

New Sardar Sms

Joke in 1 word- sardar

joke in 2 word- intelligent sardar

joke in 3 word- sardar playing chess

joke in 4 word- sardar wins the game...!

discovers that the bags contain nothing

Funny Sardar Sms

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his

shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.

Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them

but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is

nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts

them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He

gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is

repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in

Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think

about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'

Chal police ko de kar aate hain

Funny Sardar Sms

Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile.
Santa: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
Banta: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
Santa: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the.

there will be no end to this torment

LAtest Sardar Sms in English

A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New

York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to

catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a

question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I

don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to

the game.

The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the

American.

"Okay," says the American, "your turn".

He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no

answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of

Congress... no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the

answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to

sleep.

wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee

Newly Added Sardar Sms in English

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold

Text Sardar Sms

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"

The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask." The Sardar asks, "What does it do?" The clerk

responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The Sardar says, "I'll take it!" The next

day, he walks into work with his new Thermos. His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that

shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a Thermos flask." The boss asks, "What does it do?" He

replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in

it?" The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

Could I have some time to think about it

New & Latest Sardar Sms

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and

one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision

upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed

Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief

thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same

question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then

left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a

long time, before saying,"Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said,"OK, but get

back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?".

Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.....

we can fly just fine on two engines

Funny and Latest Sardar Sms

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the
captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to

worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines

left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will

take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later

the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three

hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in

the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

no other HUSBAND in family

Humour &Sardar Sms

LEAVE APPLICATION by a Sardar:
Sir,
sasrikal
My wife is very ill.
As there is no other
HUSBAND in family
to look after,so kindly grant me leave for a day.

shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai

Newly Added Sardar Sms in Urdu

Girl 2 Sardar: Will u marry me?
Sardar: Nahi, humare han shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai......... Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se Ki Hai. ;->

Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao

Funny Sardar Sms in Urdu

Sardar G goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Sardar G: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.

Latest Sardar Sms in urdu

Sardar G 2 His Friend: Meri biwi mujhe chor ke chali gayi.
Friend: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga....!!
Sardar G: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha...... ;->

Just 2 confirm whether he is going

New Sardar Sms in English

Sardar ji opens his lunch Box in the middle of the road
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Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

DOST HI DOST K KAM ATTA HAI

Text Sardar Sms in English and Urdu

A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000Rs KI ZARURAT HAI.
SARDAR-DOST HI DOST K KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10Rs RIKSHA KAR K PURSE LE AA..

Mein ghar nae a sakta

Just Arrived Sardar Sms

Sardar phoned his wife:Mein ghar nae a sakta!car da stering, gear, deshbord chori ho gya...!
After sumtime he phoned again Main a rha wa, pehle pichli seat te beh gya c....

he wanted to hear cool music

Newly Added Sardar Sms

Q: Why did A Sardar G put his radio in his refrigerator?
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Nahi Pata
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Give Up

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Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music. ;->

asks the other 2 check whether it is working

Funny Sardar Sms

Two Sardars are driving a Car.......... One puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working............. He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO ....... ;->

Yaar Tu Udaas Kyoo Hai

Latest Sardar Sms

Sardar k Haan 20 Saal Baad Bacha Hova .. Aur wo Bohat Udaaas Tha .

Sardar's Friend : Yaar Tu Udaas Kyoo Hai ??

Sardar : 20 Saal baad bacha hova wo bhi itna chota :S

Will U Give Me A ring

New Sardar Sms

On A Romantic Day Sardar's Girlfriend Asks Him... "Darling.. On Our Engagement Will U Give Me A ring........???"

SaRdar: Yeah Sure........ From Landline Or From Movile....... ;->

Jiss Main Koi Kami Nahi Ho

Text Sardar Sms

School Main Master G ne Chotay Sardar Se Poocha : " Jiss Main Koi Kami Nahi Ho Ause Kiya Kehte HAin ?? "

Sardar : " KAMI-NA "

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Wahan Sher Betha Hua Tha

Latest& Funny Sardar Sms

Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room Main Susu Kerne Gaya Tou Wahan Sher Betha Hua Tha

Banta: Phir Kia Hua............???

Santa: Maine Sher Se Kaha.......... Ab Tum Ker Lo mera to Nikal gaya.... ;->

I forgot the name

Funny Sardar Sms

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamari gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai...... ;->

My sister had a baby this morning

Latest Sardar Sms in English

Sardar writing a letter:
My sister had a baby this morning. I havnt heard that its a boy or a girl.. So, i dont know whether i m uncle or aunty..........

Lover Is Furiously Crying

New Sardar Sms in English

Sardar's Wofe Does , He is Calm But His Wifes Lover Is Furiously Crying ... Finally Sardar consoles him " Don't Worry Yaar I Will Marry Again ."

Can I have a burger and coke

Funny Sardar Sms in English

Sardar walks into a library & says,

Can I have a burger and coke?

Librarian, Im sorry, this is a library.

Sardar whispers: Can I have a burger & fries?

Audience clapped

New Sardar Sms in English

K B C
Amitab: In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar: Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were Sardar"s

it is wrong to sleep with married women

Latest Sardar Sms

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

You should have taken care

Newly Added Sardar Sms

Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.

Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.

Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques.

first the chicken or the egg

New Sardar Sms

Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever:

What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
For what you order, will come 1st!

ye sab kyon leke baithe ho

Text Sardar Sms

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes
along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks
"kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with
you?). Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na
marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)

friend advised him 2 have mileage meter

Funny Sardar Sms

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more
than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his
friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage
meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the
prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A
few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car
which
has done only 30000 kms!

Are you Relaxing

Text Sardar Sms

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady
came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar
answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and
asked! ! ! ! the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me
! Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same
question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you
Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and
answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on
his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond
rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai. "

their picture is being taken

Just Added Sardar Sms

Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Sardars dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!

take to fly to Amritsar

New Sardar Sms in English

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.

buys ticket for next station

Text Sardar Sms

A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station.
Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told to him avoid
'Long Journey..

He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon

Funny Sardar Sms in English

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!

Kya aap ko chein nahi hai

Latest Sardar Sms

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

what to be filled in column "Salary Expected"

Newly Added Sardar Sms

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

han mujhe bhi yad aa raha hai

New&Funny Sardar Sms

sardarji (raste se jate huye friend se ek cheez dekh ke):
arey yar maine isey kahi dekha hai..
2nd sardarji:han main bhi isey kahi dekha hai..
1st sardarji (use sungh kar ):arey yar yad aaraha hai..
2nd sardarji: han mujhe bhi yad aa raha hai..
1st saradarji: taste leta hai aur kehta hai arey yar yeh
to gobar hai acha huaa main es per pair nahi rakha...

kitne paise lo ge"rikshe wala"

Text Sardar Sms

Sardar station chalo ge?

Rikshe wala"g sahab"sardar"

kitne paise lo ge"rikshe wala"

50rupe"sardar"

20main jana"

rikshe wala"20rupe main kaun le k jata hai sahab

"sardar"beith peche main le jaon ga"

Boss was happy and asked

Latest Sardar Sms in Urdu

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer..!

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.?

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright..

ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai

Sardar Sms in urdu

Sardarji goes to the movie show and he happens to be going for every show of the same movie for a week, when someone stops him and asks "Kyon sardarji, itni achi lagi kya movie k roz har show k liye aa rahe ho?"

Sardarji replies "Ek scene hai jahan ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai lekin thabhi saali ek train saamne se nikal jati hai. Saali train kabhi na kabhi to late aayegi...

what will U call ur mother's younger sis

Funny Sardar Sms

"If U call ur mother as MUM then what will U call ur mother's younger sis and elder sis?"

Sardar:
"So simple, I'll call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM"...

He decided 2 kill himself

New & Latest Sardar Sms

Sardar found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola:
Tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai..

mere nawabzaade ko aana hai

Text Sardar Sms in English

On Airport 3 people were waiting one was hindu other was muslim and 3rd one was sardar...!

hindu says to other two:-mere sahabzaade ko aana hai...

muslim says:- mere nawabzaade ko aana hai...

sardar says:- aur mere haramzaade ko aana hai......

Sardar Sms

Sardar once went out to a movie from 9 to 12 but came out from the hall at 10 Why..??

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Because, the name of the movie was DASTAK.....

star tv vaalon ko kaise pata chal jata he

Just Arrvied Sardar Sms

SaRDAR:sochne vali baat he?
SaRDARNI:kya?
SaRDAR:yehi ki star tv vaalon ko kaise pata chal jata he?
SaRDARNI:lekin kya?
SaRDAR:yehi ki aap dekh rahe hai.
"STAR PLUS"....

one-day match between India and Pakistan

Newly added Sardar Sms

Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.

"What happened?" asked Surjit.

"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . "

"How come ?"

"Well, yesterday, the
one-day match between India and Pakistan was being shown live on TV.

"I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."

" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go?"

" Yaar, I bet on the highlights too " ..

We r sending Indians 2 the moon next year

Funny Sardar Sms in English

Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 - Sports Persons 5 - Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants 9 - Politicians and if possible 1 - Astronaut

main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga

Latest Sardar Sms in Urdu

ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ?
santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga.

usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya

New Sardar Sms in Urdu

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

Bomb Tu Sardar Ke Hath Mai Hi Hai NA

Text Sardar Sms in Urdu

Ager Sardar Tumhari Taraf Pin Pehnke Tu Tum Kiya Karu Gaye ??

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Tum Bhagoo Gaye Kyonke Bomb Tu Sardar Ke Hath Mai Hi Hai NA

he was hiding under his seat

Funny Sardar Sms

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"

mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha

Latest Sardar Sms

ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the

All are Born on Government Holidays

New Sardar Sms

What is Common between : Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?

Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

it gives light 8 night when light is needed

Text Sardar Sms

Sardar's theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is needed &sun gives light during d day when light is not needed

tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai

Text Sardar Sms

Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai...

I beg your pardon sir

Sardar Sms

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Sardar Sms

Sardarji was looking at wanted poster and was wondering :-

"SALA..!! wanted tha, tho fotu khichne ke baaad usko jane kyu diya!?!!"

Crowd made way 4him

Funny Sardar Sms in English

Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkeys accident.

Tube light with an open mouth

Latest Sardar Sms in English

Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'

saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha ha

New Sardar Sms in Urdu

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

How'll U divide your kids

Text Sardar Sms in English

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

Do u want to see any one before u die

Funny Sardar Sms

Doctor to a sardar: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Which year

Funny Sardar Sms

Interviewer : When is your birthday?.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : Which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte, every year.

I forgot the name, but is starts with "T"

Latest Sardar Sms

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

dead body's face in a funeral function

New Sardar Sms

A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" :p

not going by bus but running behind it

Text Sardar Sms

Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!! Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.

not going by bus but running behind it

Text Sardar Sms

Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!! Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Ais mai makhi ha

Funny Sardar Sms

Ek dafa ek admi ni sardar ki dukan se lasri pi.

Admi: Ais mai makhi ha . .

Sardr: Oye Chup Ye Nannhi Se Jaan Kitni Lasri Pe Le Gi?

Aap ko PIA ka mahol kesa laga

Latest Sardar Sms

Sardar traveling in PIA..
Air hostes comes to him & said: Aap ko PIA ka mahol kesa laga.?
Sardar:Bilkul ghar jaisa. Ghar mai bhi mujhay koi monh nahin lagata..

Banta is listening to the news from Radio

New Sardar Sms

This was during the Indo-Pak war of 1971..

It was a time of Air Raids, and Blackouts Santa Singh bumps into Banta Singh - somewhere in the Pind, Banta is listening to the news from Radio Pakistan! on his transistor..
Santa: "oye Banta tu dushmaan ke khabra kyon sun raha hai ...... All India Radio kyo nahin?
Banta: "oye Maine socha dushmaan ki bijli phook kar uska nuksaan karoon"...

She is having pain right now

Text Sardar Sms

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Papa teacher bi mujhe ye kehti ha

Funny Sardar Sms in Urdu

Sardar 2 his son:Beta tu shair da putar ha aur woh shair mai hon.

Son: Papa teacher bi mujhe ye kehti ha k tum kisi insan k nhi zaror kisi janwar k bache ho

why u married such a short girl

Latest Sardar Sms in English

A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why u married such a short girl. He replied our guru g says masebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hai

New Sardar Sms in Urdu

Sardar jii: Mujey apni betey ke liye kuch vitamins cahiye they?
Clerk: Sir kaun sey doon...A,B,C.....?

Sardar jii; Koi bhe de doo..Uss ABCD.. Nahin atee hai....

uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya

Text Sardar Sms in Urdu

Sardar to Doc:
Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Doctor:
Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Tum say achay to kuttey hain

Funny Sardar Sms

Santa: Do u know how to swim ?

Banta: No

Santa: Tum say achay to kuttey hain, jo tair letey hain

Banta: Tumein tairna aata hai?

Santa: Yes

Banta: Phir Tumhare aur kutte mein farak kia hai ?

pass the wine u divine

Latest Sardar Sms

Once prince Charles and a Sardar ji were having dinner. Prince said: pass the wine u divine.

Sardar thought how poetic so he said: pass the custard u bastard

New Sardar Sms

Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nai...

SWIMMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION

Text Sardar Sms

SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAZE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI.... SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...

Monday, March 9, 2009

bearing a gift

Todays Thought Sms

Only an open heart understands that everyone who enters our life is a guest bearing a gift. Sometimes we must seek out the gift.

demonstrations

Todays Thought Sms

True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart."

congestion

Todays Thought Sms

There is no Good or Bad in this world,
But our perspective makes it so,
What people call"congestion" in a train,
becomes"atmosphere" in a nightclub..

RIGHT DIRECTION

Todays Thought Sms

IF PEOPLE OPPOSE U,THAT MEAN U R GOING IN RIGHT DIRECTION,AND KEEP WORKING IN THE SAME......... ;)

good talker

Todays Thought Sms

“A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.” -

Heart rule

Todays Thought Sms

All Beautiful things start frm Heart

All Bad things start from Mind "

Never let the Mind rule ur Heart...

Let the Heart rule your Life...

Our Lives

Todays Thought Sms

\ = = = A LuVlY ThOuGhT = = = /

First romance, First love, Is Something So Special To All Of Us.
Both Emotionally And Physically, That It Touches Our Lives And Enriches Them Forever. . .

nayeen tamanna

Punjabi Sms

har sa nal tera na lawan,
mein aj kal tera na lawan,

aihdey ton wud meri nayeen tamanna,
mein har pal tera na lawan

pappu cant dance

Punjabi funny Sms

Why Pappu Cant Dance?

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Kasam Khuda Di Mainu Nai Pata.

Zara Pata Te Kar K Dus

Pappu Nach Q Nai Sak Da...;-)

qabar tey dewa

Punjabi sad Sms

Oh banda mera imtihan kee ley gha, nazar miley ghee tey nazar jhuka ley gha,

ohnooo meree qabar tey dewa balan da na akheyo,
O nadan j Saara Qabristan jala dey gha

qaid khana

Punjabi Sms

na akho meinu ghareeb loko,
merey kol khazana wakhra a,

kitta pyar se baghair license ton,
praya asan jurmana wakhra a,

aithon chuttan da dil tey karda nayeen,
yaro aye qaid khana wakhra a,

Paisay Muk Gay

Punjabi Sms

Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Gay

Wal Vi Dil De Karib Thi Gay

Meikko Jo sms vini Karainde

Paisay Muk Gay ya Ghareeb Thi Gay

Punjabi Sms

Asi dil dita tusi mobile dita, asi piyar di sim vich chalyi hai, keetay card load tuwaday armana de, vich hijar di batteri payi hai, teri yaad de signal full aanden, per call kadi nayi aayi hai.

sade yaar

Punjabi friendship Sms

Sade yaadan wale moti kite dul ta ni gaye,
Sade pyar de sunehe kite rul ta ni gaye. .
Rat sochan wich gai chal Puchhange swere,
sade yaar sanu kite bhul te ni gae..

saari Rasam

Punjabi poetry Sms

Mere Ishq De Wich
Mashook Na Ho
Nahi Aj Tak Ghalat
Nigah Keeti

Teri Har Mulaqat Main
Aenj Keeti
Jivaa'n MOOSA Naal
KHUDA Keeti

Nahi Fark Keeta Teri
Pooja Wich
Nahi Khatria'n Di
Parwah Keeti

Ek Tenu "Rab" Nahi
Keh Sakda
Baaqi saari Rasam Ada
Keeti ..

Peeley Pattey

Punjabi Sms

Ithey Kinnu Maan
Wafawa'n Da
Te Kinnu Naaz Adawan
Da
Asi Peeley Pattey
Darakhta'n De
Sanu Rehnda Kahuf
Hawawa'n Da ..

saadey pyar dee

Punjabi sad Sms

tussi door hoye sanoon jalan wastey,
naley sadey toon jaan chudan wastey,

haley waqt ee aaja mein tera oon,
ik pal wich jindari langan wastey

j tun keeti na qadr saadey pyar dee tey na puch,
tenu hanju wee nayeen milney wagan wastey

aa kol mere

Punjabi Sms

dus hijar di koi had meno.
toun fair milain ga kad menoon.
tu hr kisey day naal rawain.
tey yaad kerain behad menoon.
muk jaan hayatti dey dukhrre.
aa kol mere ya sud menoon.

mera Allah

Punjabi Sms

ik ghunah mera maan peyo weikhey tey dewey desan kala,
tey lakh ghunah mera Allah weikhey tey oo pardey pawan wala

jee karda

Punjabi Sms

aj mera tenu ik ghal sunan noon jee karda,
tera ho k kasman khan noon jee karda

kee karan k merey kol kujh wee nayeen,
nayeen te terey toon sab kujh lutan noon jee karda

pachtan wastey

Punjabi poetry Sms

tun rona eein sanu hasan wastey,
saddey utoon sadqey waree jan wastey,

tenu kehney aan murd ja hon wee assi rahee ooon,
asan tur jana to rehna wey fir pachtan wastey

mohabat

Punjabi Sms

na rakh bas mohabt us insan wastey, jehra mar jaye tenu bachan wastey,

jey karni a mohabat tey sabnan nal kar,
apney layee nayeen Rehman( Allah) wastey

merey nal mohabt

Punjabi Sms

teno kehna wan k sohneya kar ghalan pyar diya, jedi dil sardey o gal na kar,

j merey nal mohabt wey tenu tey theek wey,nayeen tey khtam kar a masla eanooo hal na kar

merey naal mohabt

Punjabi love Sms

koi aeho jeha karam kama dewa, nawein jindrdi terey la dewan,

merey naal mohabt too kardee raho,tey mein dhukhredy saarey bhulla dewan

jind na terey

Punjabi Sms

akhan lard diya nein pyar honda aey, aeh kee khaid yaar honda wey,

jeh chalda wus tey landa jind na terey, par har kissey dey kol kadoon ihtiar honda wey

ammi ny bataya tha

New Sardar Sms

saRdar to his son: beta dara mat ker tu sher ka da puttar hy..
son: han ammi ny bataya tha ..
saRdar: kia bataya ammi nay.?
son: yahi k tu kissi janwar ka puttar hy..

Ghar mai KHaanay k liye paise nahi hai

Latest Sardar Sms in Urdu

saRdar's Wife: jan, eik puppy do na..

saRdar: Ghar mai KHaanay k liye paise nahi hai, or tujhe kutay ka bacha chahiye..

Teh is wich probleme ke aye

Funny Sardar Sms

saRdar to Doctor: Mainu chota peshab saware 6 wajay anda aye te vadda 7 wajay..!
Doctor: Teh is wich probleme ke aye.?
saRdar: Meri akh shami 7 wajay khuldi aye..

My Number Has Changed

Text Sardar Sms

Sardar Bought a New Mobile..

He Called Everyone From His Phone Book & Said..
My Number Has Changed.

Earlier It Was Nokia 3310
Now It Is 6610..

itni barish mai tuse kya kar rahe ho

Funny Sardar Sms in Urdu

saRdar Stand on his roof in SMART KITTING..
his son asked papa itni barish mai tuse kya kar rahe ho ?
saRdar oye puter dekh nahi rha k uper wala photo khench rha hai..

yeh bartan chota hai

Latest Sardar Sms

saRdar jee: Dodh wale se 2 Litter Bhains ka dodh dedo..
Dodh wala: yeh bartan chota hai..
SaRdar jee: tu phir aisa karo bakri ka dodh dedo

I'm coming daily since 4 days

New Sardar Sms in English

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

i couldn't repair your brakes

Text Sardar Sms in English

a man goes to auto workshop and

ask

sardar technician to repair the car brake

sadar did some work

and said

i couldn't repair your brakes,

so I made your horn louder.

Every one was crying

Funny Sardar Sms

Sardar gee buliding se giray or behosh ho gaye.
Doctor says: HE IS DEAD!!!!
Every one was crying ,Suddenly he wake up ans SAYS:
"O ma Zinda wa"
SARDARNI SAYS:
"CHUP KER KAY PEYA RE, TENU DOCTOR NALU BOTA PTA WA????"

wait for more to come

Latest Sardar Sms

Sardar ji joined "SUICIDE ATTACKERS SQUAD"

after 3 months training, he was sent to a mission with bombs,bullets, guns, knife and mobile phone. After reaching at enemy base, he called his boss on phone,
"boss 2 soldiers hein base mein. SUICIDE attack kar dun?"
Boss: "nahin.. wait for more to come"

Sardarji after 2 hrs: "Boss ab 50 soldiers hein, attack kar dun"
Boss: "haan ab attack kar do. n dont worry abt ur family. we will take care of them. befikar ho kar SUICIDE attack kar do"

Sardar ji bhaag ke dushmano ke beech gaye, "SAT SIRI AKAAL" ka naara lagaya
and knife apney pait mein maar kar suicide kar di...

New Sardar Sms

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

Book on how to read

Text Sardar Sms

1.Waterproof towel!
2.Solar powered torch!
3.Book on how to read!
4.Pedal powered wheel chair!
5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!

office jaa rahe hai ya aa rahe hain

Text Sardar Sms

sardar opened his tiffin while on his way to office.....Why?

socho...socho....

arre, simple yaar!sardarji check kar rahe the ki office jaa rahe hai ya aa rahe hain......

Why did you changed your last job

Funny Sardar Sms

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

not even one customer went there

Latest Sardar Sms

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know
why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Lika Tha Bewkof Banaya

Text Sardar Sms

Sardar Ko Dost Ne Khane Pe Bulaya,Ghr Pe Tala Laga Tha Or Lika Tha Bewkof Banaya.Sardar Ne Hosyari Dikai Or Neche Lik Dya hm Yahn Aaye Hi Nahi The.

vitamin A,B or C

New Funny Sardar Sms

Sardarji:I would like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk:Sir,vitamin A,B or C?
Sardarji: Anyone, my grandson doesnt know the alphabets yet.!

A Policeman gives hand to stop

Funny Sardar Sms

3 Sardarz were going on a motor cycle. A Policeman gives hand to stop. 1 Sardar shouted, "Oye khotay da putraa, pehle hi 3 bethe nain, tu kithay bethe ga"

Funny Sardar Sms in Urdu

interviewer:ap kisi lerki main sab sy pehly kya dekhtay hain.

sardar:o..ji..depend kerta hy k wo aa rahi hy ya jaa rahi hy.

DOCTOR ne bola ke in ka TEST hoga

Text Sardar Sms

1 SARDAR ki MAA ki TABIYAT kharab thi,
Jab HOSPITAL le gya to DOCTOR ne bola ke in ka TEST hoga,

SARDAR bola: inki age zyada hai,

TEST nahi,
ONE-DAY karwa lo.. :P

Tell him a joke on

Sardar Sms

How do you make a Sardar laugh on

" Saturday ? "

Tell him a joke on

" Tuesday "

saari zindagi sochta raha

Latest Sardar Sms

Ek sradar sochta raha...

sochta raha...

sochta raha...

saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????

What other colors do you have

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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black...?
Sardar : What other colors do you have...?

He can keep a watch on himself

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A Sardar always studies in front of a mirror bcoz of 3 reasons

1.It helps saving revision time

2.He can keep a watch on himself

3.He likes combined studies

jumps into a well

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Frog to Sardar:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai
srdar:hai
frog:nahi hai
sardar:hai
frog:nahi hai,and jumps into a well
sardar:ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi

Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai

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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata

Driver ne back mirror set kiya

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Santa apni khoobsurat Biwi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne back mirror set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri biwi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

French or Spanish

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Sardar goes to a hotel and order a fried chicken

Waiter: French or Spanish?

Sardar: o jera marzi le aa may ne kheryan gallan kerni hai

Ship beech main khrab ho gai

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Ek bar 300 sardar

ship me travel kar rahe the

Lekin sare ke sare mar gaye.

kaise?

?

?

?

Nothing serious.

Ship beech main khrab ho gai

to dhakka dene niche utar gaye.

I'll drink poison

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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
ta ra ra.

He is the one who erases the notes

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

peacefully in his sleep not screaming

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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..

walking at evening not in the morning

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

what you call modern art

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

why did u come so far

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....

tenu kini waar phone kita

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Man 2 SarDar: yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya..
Sardar: kyon chukan, jerha mey 30 Rupaiye de k gaana luwaya ai,ohnu tera peo sunega :p

the winner will get the cup

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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

Lets try Greece this year

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Summer Special: Sardar's wife looking at travel brochures said: Lets try Greece this year!

Sardar asked: Why,

what's wrong with vaseline..?

finds the egg empty

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Sardar breaks an egg 2make an mletHe finds the egg emptyGets frustrated and says"ullo ki pathi,aj kal ki murghian bhi abortion karati hain"

sher ki ankh men dal k bhagne laga

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2Sardar jungle men,Samne sher agya,1 ne mitti othai sher ki ankh men dal k bhagne laga.. 2nd khara raha.. 1st:Abey bhag.. 2nd:Men q bhagun,mitti tone dali ha..

What did SANTA say

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SANTA said something in ears of BANTA and BANTA died!!!

What did SANTA say?

DHISHKYOUN!!!

underwear mein suraakh hain

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A sardar asked his frend,
"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"

Frend replied "No"

Sardar said,
"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."

cockroach began moving slowly

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when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk.
The cockroach began moving slowly.
He continued thiz until all legz were cut out.
Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference:
"If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear".

how can u escap?

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Interviewer: imagine that u r in a room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escap?

Sardar g: very simple, i'll stop imagining....

found bottles full of chilled Red Wine

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Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta

Sardar call everyone

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Sardar read at petrol pump " Dont Use Mobile Here "
Sardar call everyone and say them Dont call me hahahaha

car banane wale bhi pagal hai

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Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se?
Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.

SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH

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WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS

WHAT is your Father name?

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Sardar jee agla sawal apko jita sakta ha 1 crore ka Inaam....Ques:WHAT is your Father name?...Sardar:Oye pagla pehlay 4 option te dey.

dancing with a beautiful woman

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A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman.
He whispered into her ear, "I love you."
She smiled and whispered back,"I love you too". then he whispered, "I love you three."

I was eager to know

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I was standing at jalandhar station when my
> attention went towards a
> Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black
> turban having a long beard
> and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking
> similar to a terrorist.
>
> After a while, one local train arrived, which
> was totally packed. The
> Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed
> to do so. Just then a
> voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji
> Barah Baj gaye' (Sir
> it's 12 o'clock!)
>
> The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker
> who was a young
> Mischievous type of person and instead of
> showing any anger made a
> smile towards him.
>
> The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed
> as if some type of
> truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my
> temptation, I walked
> towards him and asked why did he smile at that
> person who teased him.
> The Sikh youth replied, 'He was not teasing me
> but was asking for my
> Help'. I was surprised with these words and he
> told me that there was
> a big history behind that which one should
> know. I was eager to know
> the History and the Sikh youth narrated:
>
> During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled
> by Mughals, all the
> Hindu people were humiliated and were treated
> like animals. Mughals
> treated the Hindu women as there own property
> and were forcing all
> Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill
> the people if they were
> refusing to accept.That time, our ninth Guru,
> Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji
> came forward,in response to a request of some
> Kashmir Pandits to fight
> against all these cruel activities. Guruji told
> the Mughal emperor
> that if he could succeed in converting him to
> Islam, all the Hindus
> would accept the same.
>
> But, if he failed, he should stop all those
> activities . The Mughal
> emperor happily agreed to that but even after
> lots of torture to
> Guruji and his fellow members he failed to
> convert him to Islam and
> Guruji along with his other four fellow
> members, were tortured

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one day a sardaar goes 2 a shop
and asks
bhai sahab yeh tv kitneka
seller says nahi batata jao
few minutes later sardar changs his wear and comes again
bhai sahab ye tv kitneka
man replies nahi batata jao
after every five minutes it happens again & again
at last sardaar asks
ke tuzhe mai hu yeh kaise pata chal raha hai
seller says ki ek tuhi gadha hai jo kabse microwave ko tv samajh ke uska bhaav puch rahaa hai

They were standing on the platform

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"BBC" gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the
Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:

Correspondent: How did this happen?

Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.

Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?

Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up...