yes of course

Funny Sms | Doctor And Patient

"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
violin after the operation?"
"yes of course...."
"Great ! i never could before"

read along woof roof

Funny Sms in English

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

Nahi bete abhi nahi

Funny Sms in Urdu

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

A Brave Guy

Funny Sms

>> A brave guy pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
>> still he was in jail.......why?
>> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

so Sweet is ur EYE

Funny Sms in English

so Sweet is ur SMILE???


so Sweet is ur STYLE???


so Sweet is ur VOICE???


so Sweet is ur EYE?????


see .......how Sweetly I LIE

Remake Of Twinkle Twinkle

Funny Sms Poems In Urdu And English

Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(

important things when you wake up

Funny Sms

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...

2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!

You gave me strength

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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!

New York Mein

Funny Sms in Punjabi

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."

Maar tujhe pade aur

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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.

Tirchi Nazrein

Funny Sms in Urdu and Hindi

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye

Cute means

Funny Sms In English

U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere

Lala ji ki hoya

Funny Sms

A drunken LALA falls from 3rd floor, people
gather around him & ask'Lala ji ki hoya?
Lalaji replies, 'pata nahi, main v hune aaya haan.'

Suddenly she saw a chinta

Free Funny Sms and jokes

A chinti saw a box of gur & felt excited.
She went to taste it.Suddenly she saw a chinta
& left the gur & went to him.Y?
Kyunki...Gur Nalon Ishq Mitha!

ye risk na uthao

Funny Sms

Woh chumle ek baar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz sunte sunte hi raat jaati hai beet.
isiliye kehati hoon yaaro
ye risk na uthao
morten JALAO MACHCHHAR BHAGAO !!! :)

Woh DIL hi kya

Funny Poetry Sms in Urdu

Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!

sms factory me hartal

Funny Sms

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

kuchh to acha kiya hota

Funny Sms

Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
1.


2.


3.


Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein

sab kuch chod ke

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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.

Please wait

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Your brain will be refreshed in next five seconds.....5.....4....3...2..1.LOADING........Please wait.....ERROR: no brain detected

Now you will realize

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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............

Attractive friendly or lovely

Funny Sms in Punjabi

wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marvellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)

blinded by me

Funny Sms in English

Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz

here is a Shortcut

Funny Sms

Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..

Tum is baat pe ye kehti

Funny Sms in Urdu

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

take off her clothes

Funny Sms

teacher: what do you want to become?
li'l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it

Funny Sms

an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls. " Abdul Aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!!! "

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal

Funny Sms

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi

Funny Sms in Urdu

Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..

Raaj karegi imported Rani

Text Funny Sms In Hindi

Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.

kismat ki baat hai

Funny Sms in Urdu

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai

Monkeys like u

Text Funny Sms

Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing on u.

Let’s start with

Funny Sms in English

I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.

Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai

Funny Sms

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
...................................
Abey mera chata vapas kar.

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Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.

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Love is what I offer you

Valentines Day Sms and Poems

Love is like the seeds of life,
To root is full of pain and strife.
But to grow it"s like a great Oak tree,
Straight and strong for eternity.
Love is what I offer you,
Steadfast, calm and oh, so true!
Love is life between two who shares,
A life between two who really cares.
Love is ours, if you agree,
To spend your life with me!

stars in the sky

Updated Valentines Day Sms For all Lovers

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared
to the ones in your eyes!

i was scared 2 kiss u

Most Romantic Love Sms For Valentines Day

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.
but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

i m so lucky

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I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
its YOU my love

how it hurts

Romantic Valentines Day Sms In English

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that
one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss
someone special like u.

Keep in touch

Text short messages collection for Valentine day

Time will always fly, but our love will never die.
Keep in touch and remeber me

dream hope and love

Valentines Day Sms & Love Quotes For Valentine Day

Life ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love...
Makes Life Beautiful

there is rope

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If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope

Love is Sure

Sweet love sms & short messages for Valentine Day

Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can"t cure

bcoz u miss me

Valentines Day Sms

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

if 1 person cares 4 u

Valentines Day Sms & Romantic Sms Collection

If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

spare parts

Love Sms & Promise Sms on Valentines day

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart,
cuz broken hearts has never spare parts

love at first sight

Text Sms Collection For Valentines Day / Send Valentines Day Sms To Your Love Ones

Do you believe in love at first sight
or do I have to walk by again??

Difficult to end

Valentines Day Quotes And Sms For Every True Lover

Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget

keep out of reach of children

Valentines Day Sms & Advises

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved"s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

you are like you

Valentines Day Sms & Wishes In English

You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that"s the reason why I love you!

Short Valentines Day Sms For Mobile

You look so fine!I want to...
break your heart and give you mine

Please Be my valentine day

hearts can break

Text Valentines Day Sms in English

If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

you must be a good thief

Valentines Day Sms

You must be a good runner
because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief
because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...

love hurts the most

Valentines Day Sms

Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most
when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.

my eyes are just the windows

Valentines Day Sms & short messages in english

If u say my eyes are beautiful, its b"coz they are looking at u,
for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come thru!!

a snowman did to a snow woman

Valentines Day Sms in English

If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what
a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they
both melted in each others arms...

gap between fingers

Valentines Day Sms & Quotes

You know why GOD created gap between fingers?
So that, when at some day one who is made for you
comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand.
FOREVER

u can always love

Valentines Day Sms

"I trust u" is a better compliment than "i love u".bcoz u
may not always trust the person u love but u can always love
the person u trust..

born in ur EYES

Valentines Day Sms

I"d be ur
TEARS!

So,i can be
concieved

in ur
HEART,

born in ur
EYES,

live on ur
CHEEKS,

& die on ur
LIPS

AN EMOTIONAL BANK ACCOUNT

Valentines Day Sms

I HAVE OPENED AN EMOTIONAL BANK A/C FOR U IN My HEART Deposit
your love, kisses, hugs in it & I will make sure that U Recieve
Interestas long as I am Alive.

Coz luv is blind

Valentines Day Sms & Love Sms

Luv & Kuch r walking in village.
Luv falls into a well, y??
Coz luv is blind. Kuch also jumps, y??
Coz luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega.

I can feel it all around

Valentines Day Sms

You are far away,
but yet your love remains,
I can feel it all around.
It embraces me and holds me tight,
night after night.

My feelings about u

Valentines Day Sms

From mon....2 sunday,
Jan.......2 dec....
Birth.....2 death
My feelings about u will never change.......
2 me u were n will be a SWEETHEART

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Be Mine Vallentine

I Am Sending You This
Valentine Wish
With Hugs And Kissess ,Too ;
Cause There,S A Place
Here In My Neart That,S
Mad For Only You!!!


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Teri Beykar Se Baatein

Text Faraz Sms & Poetry

Mujhe Kehta Hai Jhooti Hain Teri Beykar Se Baatein Faraz,




Magar Lagta Hai Wo Meri Unhi Baaton Pe Marta Hai....

Munfrid Rehne Ka Shoq

Faraz Poetry Sms in Urdu

Kahin Tanha Na Kar De Tujhe Munfrid Rehne Ka Shoq Faraz,




Jub Din Dhale Tu Kisi Se Haal-e-Dil Keh Dia Kar.

Faraz ki ABC

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A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.L.M
"FARAZ"

N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z

Faraz aur Pampers

Funny Faraz Text Sms

Apne Takhallus k Copyrights Karwa Le FARRAZZZ~~

Bacha Bacha Isey Use Kar Raha Hai PAMPERS ki Tarhan:)

Faraz ki behan Farzana

Faraz Sms

Faraz Ki Shayari Ki Bharpooor Kamiyabi K Baad Ab Pesh Hai Faraz Ki Behan Farzana...

Irshaad Hai-

Kon Kehta Hai Main Pagal Hun Farzana,

Jo Kehta Hai Wohi Hota Hai:)

Zardari aur Faraz

Faraz Sms

Zalalat Aur Galiyon Ka Nishana Sirf Tum hi Nahi FARAZ~

Suna Hai Is Zamane Mein Koi ZARDARI Bhi Hai...

Palkon sey tapka pani

Romantic Faraz Poetry Sms

Dubney Ko Samander mein jayen Kahan,
FARAZZ

Unki Palkon sey tapka wo pani kaafi hai.

Faraz ki Aftari

Faraz Sms

Usne Bari Nazakat Se Mere Hontoon Ko Chuma

FARAZZ

K Roza Bhi Na Toota Or Aftari Bhi Hogaye

Lutairon K Darmiyan

Faraz Sms in urdu for pakistan

Wo Jo Nikla Tha Pakistan Ko Bachany

FARAZZ

Suna Hai Awaam Ko Lutairon K Darmiyan Chor Gaya

Musharaf ka istefa

Faraz Sms

Musharaf Ne Istefa De Diya Hai FARAZ,

Wah Wah

Musharaf Ne Istefa De Diya Hai FARAZ,

Wah Wah

Kaise Bache Ga Pakistan Ab Zardari Ke Hath..

Wah Wah Wah..

Faraz ka baap

Faraz Sms

Yeh To Logo`n Ka Kaminapan Hai k Naam Tera Buland Hai FARAZ~

Warna Itna Mash`hoor To Tera Baap Bhi Na Tha...

Faraz plus & star plus

Faraz Sms in hindi and urdu

Us Kay Bin Jeena Seekh Liya Hai FARAZ,


Par "Star Plus" Dekhay Bina Guzara Nahi Hota..!:-)

Faraz in pashto

Faraz Sms in Pashto

Urdu Ke Bohat Shair Ho Gaye Ab Pashto Shair Arz Hai..


Daga Palple Da Rora Ma Vlada FARAZ,


Da Pusta Marora Daga Pich Pich Daga Pich . . . ! !


Sorry Yar Meaning Faraz Say Poochna..

Faraz & Karza

Faraz Sms

Wo Mujhe Iss Hairat Se Dekhta Hai FARAZ,


Jaisay Main Ne Us Ka Koi Karza Dena Hai..!!

Malir Kay Nalkay

Funny Self Made Faraz Sms

Ab To Hasrat Bhari Nigahon Say Dekhte Rehte Hain FARAZ,


Ke Shayed Malir Kay Nalkon Main Paani Ka Qatra Aa Jaye..!

Faraz k dil ki aah

Faraz Sms

UskO bUrgEr khAtAy DekhA tO dIl Se Aah nIkli FARAZ

Mc DonAlDs Im lOviN' It ParApApApA ;>

Qatl E Aam

Faraz Sms

Khud Khuski Karne Ki Kya Zaroart Haii

FARAZZ

Suna Hai Wo To Apni Adao'n Se Qatl-E Aam Karti Hain

Mohabbat ka iqraar

Faraz Sms

Iqrar Karte Hain Ab Mohabbat Ka Woh Bhi
FARAZZ
Jab Duniya Chor k Hum Janay Lagay Hain

apna dard

Udaas poetry by faraz

Yeh wada hai k hum tujhe us mod tak layenge,
FARAZZ
Jahan hum apna dard teri aankhon say chalka kay dekhayenge

Light Kay Bagair

Funny Text Faraz Sms in Urdu

Raat Bari Mushkil Se Sulaya Hai Khud Ko Main Ne FARAZ..


Warna Light Kay Bagair Kon PAGAL Sota Hai . . . ? ?

Faraz in Chinees Mood

Funny Faraz Poetry Sms

Faraz in Chinees Mood:


Chang Sho Shoi, Ting Pong Ching Pu FARAZ,


Shun Ching Chee Toi Toi, Oee Oee . . . !:-)

Faraz aur Honda

Funny Faraz Sms in Urdu & Punjabi

Wo Mujhse Is Baat Pe Zid Karta Raha

FARAZZ


Main Tay Honda Hi Lay Saan :)

Anjaam-E-Mohabbat

Faraz Sms

Hum Ko Maloom Tha Anjaam-E-Mohabbat
FARAZZ
Humne Akhri Harf Se Phele Hi Qalam Tor Diya

samney k 4 dant

Funny Faraz Sms

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
FARAZZ
Phir bhi mo'h khol ker muskuraya karo..

ghar wale kehtay hain

Text Faraz Sms in Urdu

Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain,
FARAZ
k nend main bhi hum aapka naam lia kertay hain

ek pal main hi

Faraz Sms

Aap chahay bhula dain hamain ek pal main hi,
FARAZZ
Aapko bhulanay main shayad hamain zamana lagay

Yun Na Palkon Se Gira

Faraz Sms

Main Ek Aansuu Hi Sahi, Hoon Bohat Anmol Magar
FARAZ
Yun Na Palko’n Se Gira Ker Mujhe Mitti Main Mila

TeRe HaatH Se

Faraz Sms

MaIne Is LiYe MisMaR KhUd Ko KeR RaHa HuN
FARAZ
K TeRe HaAtH Se TameEr HoNa ChaHtA HuN….

charaghon se pyar

Faraz Sms

Bus yehi baat donon ke darmiyan kasheedgi ka sabab thehri Faraz

Mujh ko charaghon se pyar tha aur us ke hawaon se rabtay!

Yaad ka nasha

Romantic Text Faraz Sms & Poetry in Urdu

Ab Usai Roz Na Sochun TOu Badan Tutta Hai Faraz.




Aik Umer Ho Gai Hai Uski Yaad Ka NAsha KArte KArte...

Kaash hota koi

Short sms poetry by Faraz

Rooth jane ki ada hum ko bhi Aati hai "Faraz"

Kaash hota koi hum ko bhi manane wala..!

bicharte waqt jis ne kaha tha

Faraz Sms

Mudatoon baad mila to naam pooch liya ! FARAZ.



bicharte waqt jis ne kaha tha k tum bohat yaad aaoge

Wafaain koi humse seekhay "Faraz"

Faraz Sms & Sad Poetry

Piyaas aisi ke pee jaon samunder saaray...
Naseeb aisa ke Muyassar zeher bhi nahi...

Wafaain koi humse seekhay "Faraz"
"Jisse" toot ke chaha "Usse" khabar bhi nahi..!

Naye Haath

Faraz Poetry For Sms

ungliya aj b ese soch me gum ha Faraz

us ne kese naye hath ko thama hoga!!!!!!!

Nighaon Ki Zuban

Faraz Sms & Poetry

Bicherte Waqt Kyun Na Perh Saka Nighaon Ki Zuban
FARAZZ
Usey To Iss Fun Per Pura Uboor Tha

Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain

Send Faraz Sms Poetry Sms

Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain
FARAZ
Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain

Har ghari tera naam

Faraz Sms poetry collection in urdu

Tere Labhoon Pe Har Ghari Naam Rahta Hai Mera,
FARAZ
Bata Hontoon Ko Tere Ab Silaya Hai Kis Nee

Mosam ki tarhan badalna

Faraz Sad Poetry Sms In Urdu

Woh Shaks Bhala Mera Kia Saath Nibhaye Ga
FARAZZ
Mosam Ki Tarah Jis ne Seekha Hai Badal Jana

Bulandi par naaz

Faraz Sms

Aaj Hai Apnii Bulandii Par Tujhe Kitna Naaz
FARAZZ
Isii Zameen Se Yaad Rakh, Hai Aasmaan Nikla...

Jurm E Muhabbat

Faraz Sms Poetry In Urdu

Khula Jo Nama-E-Amal Hasher Me Mara
FARAZ
Bus Ek Jurm-E-Muhabbat Mere Hisab Main Tha!

Inside A Guy's Pants

Double Meaning Sms

What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

Wo MotA sA

Double Meaning Sms

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??


Wo MotA sA,


Aas-PAAs bAAL,


NArAM-NArAM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->

HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA hojaye

Double Meaning Sms

Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

.
















BethA
huA

.



BAkrA ... :p ;->

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Double Meaning Sms

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

















NAAK SAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna

Models sell it

Double Meaning Sms

Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That's SMILE
Keep Smiling..

draw diagram on blackboard

Double Meaning Sms

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam draw diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

Maamo Bush

Funny Double Meaning Sms

Bush: Mere pain da ghar munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA tay pa diyo.

Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai

Double Meaning Sms

"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."

Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Double Meaning Sms

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta





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Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->

hila hila k b0lo

Double Meaning Sms

Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;->

she licks it

Text Double Meaning Sms in English

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
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True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain

Double Meaning Sms

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

Chew the breast softly

Double Meaning Sms

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

don't think dirty

Double Meaning Sms

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!


Do you know the ANSWER?


WHAT?

ho...don't think dirty...


its A ''CIGRETTE''

Bachi k saath zabardasti

Double Meaning Sms

25/1/2009 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...











School Bhej DiA . . . ;->

Ek Danda Le Kar

Double Meaning Sms

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,


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GANDH




GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->

Move Up & Down

Double Meaning Sms

Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Move Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

Batti ke neeche

Double Meaning Sms

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..











Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->

I can sleep all day

Funny Double Meaning Sms in english

I'm very good in bed...
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I can sleep all day...

What Were U Thinking . . . ;->

I'll Do AnyThing

Double Meaning Sms

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Room


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Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .





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Professor Says:



NOW OPEN YOUR












Books & Study. . . . ;->

i wantd 2 feel u all over my body

Double Meaning Sms

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai

Double Meaning Sms in Urdu & Hindi

Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate. BCoz......
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..

Sardar ji ki nakal

Double Meaning Sms

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

Aap ko bar bar CHODA

Double Meaning Sms

Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

ill b right here til d end

Double Meaning Sms in English

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.
ill help u out ne time.
2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry
.make$ me weep & wanna die.
ill b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend.....

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya

Double Meaning Sms

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

apni pant bhi nikal do

Adult Double Meaning Sms in Urdu & Hindi

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

kaan main ched

Double Meaning Sms

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Malooum hai kahan Se

Double Meaning Sms

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE

teri jhuka k lu

Double Meaning Sms

TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?

masal masal kay choos

Double Meaning Sms

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

Kitna bara hai mera

Double Meaning Sms

Hello hello mera lelo


kya?


Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?


ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?


AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?



DIL

big balls having black dots

Double Meaning Sms

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

apnaa haath tumhari taraf

Double Meaning Sms

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........


mari ghari ki bhi light jalti hai

chachi ki chaat

Double Meaning Sms

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

phir bistar pe litaao

Double Meaning Sms

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo




agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

i wil put it in slowly

Double Meaning Sms

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam

open ur mouth

Double Meaning Sms

A peach is a peach. a plum is a plum. a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wiv tongues. so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise

Kuch larkiyan beth kar deti hein

Double Meaning Sms

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beth kar deti hein . . . . . .
Jharoo

Kuch log saari raat karte hain

Double Meaning Sms

Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!

Aapki saheli ko 1 PAPPI

Double Meaning Sms

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!

deti ho to khara ho jata hai

Double Meaning Sms

mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

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pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
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kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

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