Difference Between Walking & Running

Funny Question Answer Sms in Urdu & Hindi

Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???


Ans : Jab Admi Chalta Hai Tu Pehle Earhi Uthata hai But jab Insan Dorta hAi tu Pehle Panja

Rakhta HA

Musharaf & Zardari

Political Question Answer Sms

Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat

(Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti , ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de

jasakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf & Zardari )

Japan France & Turkey

Funny Question Answer Sms

Q : EK Shakz Peeda (Born) Hova Japan main , Pala Bhara (growin) France main , Lekin Mara

(Dead) Turkey main ????

Ans : Marhum ( LATE ) [ Itz funny but its true ]

Haraam Drink

Question Answer Sms in Urdu

Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya
hai ???


Ans : GUSSA ..

Khudh Kushi ki Tauba

Islamic Question Answer Sms in Urdu

Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans : Woh Gunnah KhudhKushi Hai Yani Sucide..

Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu

Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)

I M NOT A Male

Question Answer Sms in English & Urdu

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.

_______I M NOT A Male.

Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena

WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL

Funny Question Answer Sms

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?

A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER

Question Answer Sms for Santa Singh

Que. WHY DID SANTA SINGH TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?

Ans. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

WINDOWS 98

Question Answer Sms

Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?

A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.