meena vs kameena

Punjabi Sms

Ik munda kuri nu puchchda hai" tera naa ki hai"?
kuri kehandi "meena"
Kuri puchchdi "tera naa"?
munda kehanda "kameena"
kuri kehandi" lagdey ta nahin"
munda "kol bitha ke vekh lao

Rab mann janda

Punjabi Sms

jay tu Rab nu manona pely yar noo mana.

Rab mann janda yar noo manona okhaa ay.

The people on the street find it strange

Text Sardar Sms

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on.
The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baraat.
So one of them asks Santa Singh,
"Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala guzar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?"
..... comes the reply,
" Haan ji ! Hai hi baat badi khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!

vedray sadey

Punjabi Sms

Akhan nunh aakhan jhuk ja ao, sawan nunh aakhan ruk jao, O aa vardya vey aj vedray sadey, aey hasrato hun tey muk jao,

Hi Main Bol Raha Hoon

New Sardar Sms


Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

sada pyar

Punjabi Sms

Seen sonian tur pardes chale pichu hu har banawi na.
Pase tele the lodre howay khat likh deyaian sharmavi na.
Khat likh k pavi dake kase hor de hath padravi na.
jin rahi te fair milan ge sada pyar dilo polavi na.

Chal bhaag mujhay nahi pata

Text Sardar Sms

Sardar..Papa condom kia hota hai?

Sardar's Papa..Chal bhaag mujhay nahi pata.

Sardar..Tabhi to hum 11 bhai hain..!hehehe

suddenly bend &touched

Sardar Sms in Urdu


Mr KHURRAM 'walking on the road suddenly bend &touched the road &said furiously'fittay moonh,loki thokk vi enj sutday ney,jivein ruppeya peya hovay...

ye to wohe kamina hai

Text Sardar Sms

Sardar looked himself in miror & said"isko kahin dekha hai"then he said "yad aya" ye to wohe kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri bewi k sath hai....

U r rejected

Latest Sardar Sms

Interviewer: Tell me opposite of gööd.
sardar: Bad.
intvwr: Come.
srdr: Go.
intvwr: Ugly.
Srdr: Pichli.
intvwr: Shutup!
Srdr: Keep talking.
intvwr: Get out!
Srdr: Come in.
intvwr: Oh God!
Srdr: Oh devil.
intvwr: U r rejected!
Srdr: I m selected.
BALLE BALLE !

sadde maa-peyo

Punjabi Sms

Eh chand te taare, chhange nahio lagde,

Osde nit de laare, chhange nahio lagde,

Rabba sadde maa-peyo nu samjha,

Hun assi vi kuwaare, chhange nahio lagde

Break nahi maar saktay thay

Sardar Sms

A sardar on cycle accidentally hits a lady; Lady: Break nahi maar saktay thay!!!?. Sardar: Break ka kya hai poori cycle jo Mardi hai!!!!

Last night i didn't sleep thnking of u

Text Sardar Sms

Try 2 understand n dont disturb me more.

Leave me alone.

Last night i didn't sleep thnking of u.

So don't play with my life.-

Sardar was saying 2 mosquito

sardar ji dant tu 32 hote hain

Sardar Sms

Sardar: mai tere 64 de 64 dand tor deya gaya .
pas khara ek admi bola sardar ji dant tu 32 hote hain
sardar:menu pta si tu vich bole ga tere wi mila k dase ne

peg laaya

Punjabi Sms

jadh turri seh teri doli ni,

main daru walli botal kholi ni,

teh ik mota jeha peg laaya,

kal tere viah vich haan diyye ni main waiter bann ke aaya.!!!

Yar hoya tay hai lekin 0 mandi hi nai

New Sardar Sms

Sardar ji tuwanu kaddi kisay naal pyar nai hoya ?Yar hoya tay hai lekin 0 mandi hi naiBus ena kendi ae "I LOVE U"Pata nai Ullu da Patha "U" kon ae

usdiaan akhaan

Punjabi Sms

Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan,

usdi bahaan de vich ja ke mukk jawaan,

hanju (tear) ban ke niklaan usdiaan akhaan da,

par gallaan te usdi aa ke suk jawaan

Text Sardar Sms in Urdu

Sardar asked his wife aisi baat btao jis main hushi b ho aur ghem b
his wife replied aap ka lun aap k sab doston main bara hai

tera satkaar

Punjabi Sms

zakham inne gehre c ki izhaar ki karde,

asi khud nishaana ban gaye c waar ki karde,

dil kadd ke tere kadma'ch rakh ditta,

hun tu hi das iss ton wad tera satkaar ki karde..

soosu karnay ki jaga dikhao

New Sardar Sms

A gal in a hotel wanted to go to toilet she asked a sarda
sardar G soosu karnay ki jaga dikhao
sradar replied u naughty gal pahly tum dikhao

Saadi akkh

Punjabi Sms

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna

He repeat this process three times

Text Sardar Sms

A Sardar Opened sugarbox & saw in the box.He repeat this process three times in a day.When his wife asked,He said:Dr said 2 me 2 check sugar level regularly.

vichhoda usda

Punjabi sad Sms

Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde,
dil mere nu pathhar karde,
seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda,
usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..

Dewar De aar Par Dekheya Ja Sakda Ay

New Sardar Sms


Sardar : Main Ek Eho Jayi Cheez Labbi Aye Jidhay Naal Dewar De aar Paar Dekheya Ja Sakda Ay.

Other Sardar : Balle O Balle Ki CHeez ay?

1st Sardar :
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" MORI "

teri akh cho

Punjabi Sms

Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie,
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie.
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan,
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.

woh kya soch rahe honge

Text Sardar Sms in Urdu & English

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI"

advanced study of Poker playing

New Sardar Sms in English

Sardar g in medical college - Needless to say he never made it -

Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile
Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greeting to several males
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without feet
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Menopause - I no wait
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want"
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - very close
Vas Deferens - extremely different
Vein - at what time?
Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny

hasde khelde

Punjabi Sms

Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

balle balle
haye shaawa

chak de phatte

aha aha

ooo...OoOoO...Oo

gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..Mauj mana lo

tak taka tak
tak taka tak

duzzz..
Duzzz..

bishken...Bishken

totak totak totak tutian hey jamalo
hey jamalo

kyunke..

bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida ay.

jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega

Latest Sardar Sms

Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever

What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?

O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!

APNI GIRLFRIEND

Punjabi text Sms


INTERESTING STORY:-

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI..
MORAL OF STORY : APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO...

Mooh te Noor

Punjabi Sms

Us naal yari kadi na
Laiyo!
Jisnu apne te gharoor
Hove!

Maa Baap nu bura na
Akhiyo!
Bhaven Lakh unna da
Kasoor hove.

Bure Rastey na jaiyo...
Chaye kini vi manzil Dur
Hove.

Raah jandey nu Dil kadi
na Deyo...
Chahe Lakh Mooh te
Noor Hove..

Mohabbat Sirf othe Kario...
Jithe Pyar Nibhan Da Dastoor Hove...

Kya baat karte ho papa

Sardar Sms

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

sohni mutiar

Punjabi Sms

Chandigarh(17 sector) da bazar hove lal rang di SAKODA car hove,
naal rakhia malwe da hathiar hove,
kha ke kali nagni
akha vich bahar hove,
hik de jor utte,
banayi sade bapu ne sarkar howe.
IK HOR SHOUNK TERE YAAR DA,bullet piche bethi
CHANDIGARH di sohni mutiar hove

he slipped on a banana peel & badly hurt

Text Sardar Sms

Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!

Tere pyar wich

Punjabi mohabbat Sms

Bara ishq ishq tu karna ain,
Kadi ishq da gunjal khol te sai,
Tenu mitti vich na rol devay,
Do pyar dy bol,
bol te sai,
Sukh ghat tey dard hazar milan,
Kadi ishq nu takri tol te sai,
Teri hasdi akh v pij javay,
Kadi sanon andron phoul te sai,
Tere pyar wich jind rol devan,
Tu smajh menu Anmol te sai.

ISke Saath koi gift nahi hai

Text Sardar Sms in Urdu

A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"

Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"

Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL

SACHHI MUCHHI

Punjabi Sms

¤-Jidon CHAND di CHANDI muk javay...

¤-Jidon NEHAR da PANI sukh javay...

¤-Jidon HAR dharkan RUK javay...

¤-Koi PATTA charna jadon BHUL javay...

¤-Jidon SURAJ charna BHUL javay...

"TAY SAMAJ LAI ASI TENU BHUL GAYE AYAN..."

*MISS*
*U*
*INNA*
*TUSSI*
*SOCHAYA*
*NA*
*JINNA*

(SACHHI MUCHHI)

he has already one with him

Latest Sardar Sms

Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper!!!

MISS CALL

Punjabi joke Sms


Santa- Miss call kisnu kehnde ne....?

Banta-Tu vi shudaayi aa,

Munda call kare tan MR. CALL

Je Kudi call kare tan MISS CALL

During the blood test they cut my finger

Text Sardar Sms

Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?"
First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

He will compare it with the original

Sardar Sms

Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies? A. He will compare it
with the original for spelling mistakes !!

nakhre kardi

Punjabi Sms


Saadi sadhran di suki phulwari wich,

kad meeh ban k tu barsengi,

ajj gall karan nu nakhre kardi aa,

kade vekhan nu v tarsenge .

saat janma da

Punjabi poetry Sms


Tamanna bus aini a ki ohda pyar mile,

izhaar me kra te ohda ikraar mile.

Bus ek vaar oh kehde k soch k dasange,

fir bhave is marjane nu saat janma da INTZAAR mile.

we'll automatically get developed

New Sardar Sms

Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed." All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA?????"

He gets very irritated

Text Sardar Sms in English

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says
"Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

Dahi Pallay

funny Punjabi Sms

Neend Di Goli Kha Lay Changa Rahy Ga
Sochan Kolon Jan Chura Lay Changa Ray Ga
Fcs Mbbs Masters Kar K Ki Hasil
Dahi Pallay Di Rehri La Le Changa Ray Ga

he didn't have a daughter named Preeto

Sardar Sms in English

One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident." Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the 10th floor, he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the 5th floor he remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered

...He ..was ..not ..Santa ...Singh.

dard ek hove

Punjabi Sms

Pyaar karan da faida ta j dila bich khich hove, yaar chahe jinna door hove, Galla 2 te matlab ek hove, Lakh vajjan churiya seene , zakham 2 te dard ek hove

I've seen ur password

Text Sardar Sms

A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line
said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."

Mom Warga

Punjabi Sms

Kini Khushi Si Usde Aaun Di,
Kinna Dukh Hai Ve Usde Jaan Lageya,
Dil Sadda Pehla Hi C Mom Warga,
IK Oh Vi Ro Piya Sanu Hasaun Lagya……..!!!

Wife observes the whole episode

Text Sardar Sms in English

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

What is the past tense of THINK

Text Sardar Sms

Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ?
I thought...i thought ...i thought about it and wrote THUNK

Aitbaar Zindgi Da

Punjabi Sms


Kade Yaad Na Kita Uhne Sanu,
Assi Hi Apni Yaad Dawayi Gaye,
Kinj Kara Aitbaar Zindgi Da,
Jad Apne Hi Sanu Bhulayi Gaye,
Sade Nal Hoyi Bekadri Par,
Asssi Apna FARZ Nibhayi Gaye….!!!!!!!

badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui

Latest Sardar Sms in Urdu

Sardar api biwi ka ! antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi
Sardar bola: Lagta hai pohanch gayee

call na kar

Punjabi Sms

Sano ishq dy wich bayhaal
na kar,

Sadi zaat da zara khyaal
tay kar,

ik message kar dy sajna way,


Bayshak sano tu call na kar... ;->

what you call modern art

Text Sardar Sms

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

na eatda

Punjabi funny Sms

a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda

sms naal gal

Punjabi Sms

Anni vi majburi changi nahi hundi,

DosTi vich duri changi nahi hundi,

Kadi kadi sanu milya vi kro,

Har vale sms naal gal puri nahi hundi :->

guzara kon karay

Punjabi Sms

Ookha vaqat langda vichoray da
Bin yaar guzara kon karay...

Duniya ton kinara ho sakda a
Yaran tun kinara kon karay...

Ik din hove te lang jave
Sari umar guzara kon karay.../

he finally reached home on the third day

Text Sardar Sms

Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
(What Happened, My Son?)

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)

He writes a note and sticks it

New Sardar Sms in English

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

nimane yaar

Punjabi friendship Sms

Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi, mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin, Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin, dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin..

pakistani surprised but not bothered

Text Sardar Sms

once a pakistani going on highway in FIAT car with 40 speed, suddenly a SARDAR GEE comes on HONDA 125, as he reached near the pakistani he shouted... OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA...... and go away with high speed.. pakistani surprised but not bothered...

after a while the SARDAAR G again come from front and shouted .. .OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KA... and go away with high speed ... pakistani again surprised and he makes his speed 50.. SARDAR G did that 4 to 5 times,..

after half hour when SARDAR G disappeared,, pakistani says thanx GOD.... but after some way he found that the SARDAR G lying on the road his honda was placed very far to him .. he saw that SARDAR G bleeding...

pakistani comes from his car and asked to SARDAR G .. KYU SARDAAR G KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYAA....... SARDAAR G REPLIED..... OYE OH HI TU POOOCH RYA SEEE.... TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA ... IS KAY BREAK KIDHAR HOTAY HAI OYE... WOH HI TU DHOOOND RAHA THAAA

The other Sardar was much educated

Text Sardar Sms in English

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing' Sardar answered ' No I am Banta Singh!' Another guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered ' No No Me Banta Singh!' Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him ' Are you Relak Singh?' The other Sardar was much educated and answered 'Yes I am relaxing.' The Sardar slapped him on his face and said 'Salay, Sab tere ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai?'

apni mashook da

oooooy... bari barsi khatan gya tykhat k leyandi kheer, jera menu 5
mint wech 5 sms nna pejy o apni mashook da veer, bolo tara ra ra....
bolo tara ra ra....

aokha ho janda

Punjabi Sms

tere darshan kite bina na jee lagda mera,
khoobsurat husan hai sanu thagda tera,
tenu mile bina mera haal anokha ho janda,
menu tere bina aitwaar kadna aokha ho janda.

bin badal barsaat

Punjabi Sms

tenu dekh k suraj chadda,
khilde eh chan-taare,
tenu dekh k phool hasde,
gaunde eh panchi saare.
menu ta eh tere kama di shuruat lagdi hai,
eh bin badal barsaat bhi menu teri karamaat lagdi hai.

menu ta lagda

Punjabi Sms

jad pakka yaar vairi akh naal takan lag jaave,
jad ek ghar vich alag alag roti pakkan lag jaave,
ena vich ki kaaran ho sakda khatai da,
menu ta lagda ek kudi te duja paisa hai mukh kaaran ladai da.

tere darshan karan

Punjabi romantic Sms

kudiya ta lakhan ne par dil tere te aaya hoya,
chad mein duiya da pyar, sohniye pyar tera kamaya hoya hai,
hun ta tere darshan karan nu jee karda tere uth k tadke ni,
pind chad chandigarh le laye dakhle ik tere karke ni.

tere te marda

Punjabi Sms


lakh chupaya asi pyar duniya ton,
hun sareaam pyar karan nu jee karda,
jee laye asi bahut dar dar ke,
hun na ae dil kise ton darda,
aj dus dena mein sari duniya nu,
ki mein tere te marda.

khuda ban gaye

Punjabi Sms

Jeevain fauji tu koi carnal jarnal
te takhta ulat ke shah ban gaye

ainwain akh milayi dil de andar
rafta rafta saah ban gaye

udhay abid patha mareenday rahay
udhay pathar ibadat gaah ban gaye

saaday pagal pan deyan sajdian tu
sach much kujh log khuda ban gaye

dinner kerva dawan

Punjabi Sms

Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi sharmande v bohat ho
Dill te kerda tanu dinner kerva dawan
Per ki karan Tussi khande v bohat ho

chhut jaanday qaidi

Punjabi Sms

Ain ishq jinhan nu lag janda
oh suk janday waang kaaniyan de

koi suk jaanday koi muk jaanday
khalkat de naal taaneyan de

kayiaan ishq da naa badnaam kita
koi sar gaye waang parwaniyan de

te Waris Shah ishq de badhay nai chhutday
chhut jaanday qaidi jail khaaniyan de

Sarey pagal

Punjabi joke Sms

Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)

motiyan de haar

Punjabi Sms

Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan!
Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar
Yaar mere kehnde main tere piche khuwar
Minu e-mail likhdiyan kuriyan batheriyan
Per mainu renda tere sandesy da intzar
Ik tera pyar baki duniya bekar
Je tu waddiyan shikariyan de waasty teyar
Aaja tainu main hiry motiyan de haar puawan
Haar na mannan, Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!

jagg toon begana

Punjabi Sms

Loki Mere Piche Main Tera Deewana!
Teri AKHAN! akhan jiwen botlan shraab diyan
ZULFAN! zulfan ch khushbo gulaab di
TOR! Teri tor jiwen morni di tor
Tere baad main rabb toon magna nai kuj hor
Aaja aaja meri oor, Mere dil di tu chor
Nale sapnian di rani, Tere wargi nai koi hor
Kuriyan hazar, Kisse di nai majal
Paya tu akhan da jaal, Dilwaliyan da bura haal
Pyar de, Mainu pyar day de
Ek wari nahin Wari wari day de
Hoke jagg toon begana, Tere gunn main gana
Loki Mere Piche Main Tera Deewana!

paigam likh lain do

Punjabi Sms

Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez!
Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420)
Osmana mainu yaar kehnde
Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole
Rehen do, jehra jo kehnda oh kehen do
Lain do, mainu sah saukha lain do
Kuriyan jehriyan aje v mere piche piche
Ohna waste mainu eh paigam likh lain do
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez

kuriyan da saath

Punjabi joke Sms

Mainu Bhul Ja Main Pairin Tere Painda !
Mainu paise nashe naal pyar mere apneyan nu mere te ni aiebaar
Nale mere yarran da bhangg da karobaar
Assin din chipe te sari raat gharon bahar
Fir navan din navin raat, navin kuriyan da saath
Raat gyi, Baat gyi, Kon rakhda hisaab
Chata awaara main appi muhon kehnda
Mainu Bhul Ja Main Pairin Tere Painda

raat ohde naam

Punjabi adult Sms

Main Athwan (8) Ajooba (Osman,UrNamehere)Mera Naam !
Mere naal jaan nu teyar teri mehbooba
Jaan na pehchan, hun aan paigam
Kuriyan ne likhniyan chithiyan mere naam
Mera cell phone wajje hun subah sham
Main roj navi kuriyan de naal peena jaam
Desi kali te goriyan de naal meri sham
Jehri sabh toon sohni, meri raat ohde naam
Main Athwan (8) Ajooba Osman Mera Nam

mainu aakhde aawara

Punjabi Sms


Bhul Ja, Bhul ja
Ya te meri zindgi ch aa ke rul ja
te tera mera nahion hona guzara
te loki mainu aakhde aawara
Bhul Ja, Bhul Ja

duniya de meleyan

Punjabi text Sms

Per Aakhri dam takk manni na main haar!
Majbooriyan de naal aayian zindgi ch dooriyan
Dooriyan de naal hoyian khushiyan adhoriyan
Shraab kissy cheez da elaaj nahin
Zindagi saza nahin, kis wely hona ki kisy nu pata nai
Bhang p k kadi koi jitteya ni jangg
Jadon duniya de meleyan toon ho jao tangg!! Odon Lailo meri Salah!
Meri zindgi ch Aaaiyan mushkilan batheriyan,
Per Aahri dam takk manni na main haar!!!

mar na jaiye

Punjabi sad Sms

Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde,
Te yaar yarran nal gusse,
Aa sajna gal lag miliye,
kite mar na jaiye russe.

rishtey Dosti de

Punjabi friendship Sms

Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin,
Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin;
Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey,
par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin.

ishq di intehan

Punjabi yari Sms

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main

gal kar lai

Punjabi sad Sms


Khamoshi naal na maar mainu
Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai
Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai
Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??

pyaar nahi kehnde

Punjabi poetry Sms

Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde,
Har nakami nu haar nahi kehnde.
Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde

tera naam layi jaanda

Punjabi Sms


Gamm ek jehar hai phir vi piye jaanda haan main,
Raat di Tanhayi nu abaad karda jaanda haan main,
Rajni ! Mainu nahi pata per log kehnde ne......
Ke sounde hoye vi tera naam layi jaanda haan main.

chandni rattan che

Punjabi Sms

Chhad ke Chale gayi Rajni Tu sannu aise halattan che,
Ronde haan asin hun yaad karke tuhanu chandni rattan che

us pal vich

Punjabi Sms

Tu ki nahi kitta sanu mitti vich millaun layi,
Tere nall layean c mai umran tak nibhaun layi.
Rajni Tera har vada pal vich tut geya,
Tera Bikram us pal vich muk geya..

sache ashiq

Punjabi love Sms


Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal....
Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey.
Je maut ton baad payar muk janada.....
Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey.

Saan Chhod Daange

Punjabi Sms


..Asin O Nahi Jo Tainu Ghum che Chhod Daange..
..Asin O Vi Nahi Jo Tere Ton Nata Tod Daange..
..Rajni Asin Te Tere O Pyaar Haan..
..Je Agar Teri Saan Band Hoyi..
..Te Apni Saan Chhod Daange..

galle te lagaund

Punjabi romantic Sms

Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,
Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda,
Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi,
Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..

saade jeha dildar

Punjabi poetry Sms


Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,
Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda,
Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te,P
ar har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda.

Kutteian Nu mar Sutya

Punjabi Sms


O mere Dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,
Tu lutya mera Dil da chain,
rab kare tenu kire pain,
Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille.
Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa,
Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi,
Jane Jigar Jane Tamana,
Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana,
Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya.....

dil dayan suchyan noo

Punjabi islamic Sms


jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan machian noo,
jay Rab milda Rati jagian tay milda kal kalachian noo
jay Rab milda lambian balan tay milda peda sasya noo
Rab inj nahe milda hay Baho, Rab milda dil dayan suchyan noo

mera ki kasoor

Punjabi Sms


Talli thalle milan da wada
ohne keeta si
jithe ohne talli dassi
oothe te khajoor a
aide vich tusi dasso
mera ki kasoor a.....?

Tumhari Bat Karoon

Punjabi Sms

Tumhari YadKi Dunia Mian Din Sari Raat Karoon
Kici Ki Bat ChalyMain Tumhari Bat Karoon

fikar rehnda hai

Punjabi Sms


Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai

ishq nibhayi da

Punjabi Sms

prince nu shaunk sardari da,
sports gaddi wich hazeena dai nal sawari da
jo kahida oh karke vehkaayi da
sirf galan nal hi nahi waqt guzaari da
ishq kita tai fer sikhar charayi da
hun door rehkai vi hazeena ton ishq nibhayi da

Pore Khandan di

Punjabi joke Sms


Teri mann di,
Teri pan di,
Tere Pyo di,
Tere pera di,
Tere Pore Khandan di,
Tay meri v,
Tu Jan hai!!!

KISI D DHEE BHAIN

Punjabi english Sms

ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.....

Dilon pyaar usda

Punjabi Sms


Kalam tutdi nahi
Seyahi mukdi nahi
Nahion Mukda Dilon pyaar usda
Oh saanu yaad kare na kare
Saanu rehnda har waqt khayaal usda....

Dammag main dard

Punjabi Sms

peyyar dey side effects,
Nazla"
Zukaam"
Khanci"
Sar main dard"
Kan main dard"
paet main wat"
Eyes main ansso"
Kammar main dard"
Dammag main dard"
Es Bemarri ka naam haiy Lovetariya

saadi yaad wich

Punjabi Sms

hazeena jai tu menu milina
main marjana fer tu roina
saanu chad kai calgary jaina
fer saadi yaad wich jindagi gawayina

Tere Bache Honge

Punjabi funny Sms


Chita Kukar Banere Te
Jine Tere Bache Honge
Una Jana Aye Mere Te

Tera Pairr Hove

Punjabi Sms

Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove !
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di,
Sade Hisse Ghum Da Zeher Hove,
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,
Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,
Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,
Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,
Sade Sirr Mathe Tera Pairr Hove,
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove...

Mere Hanju Ne

Punjabi Sms


Mithe..Mithe..Onde Ne Hawa De Bulle Ni...
Meriyaan Palka De Buhe Vi Khulle Ni...
Pab Sambh-Sambh Rakhi Kite Pij Na Jawan...
Than- Than Te Mere Hanju Ne Dulle Ni

Vaalil chavittiyathu

Punjabi Sms

Entha onnu vilikathe?
Engane pinangan
mathram jnan enthu
thettu cheythu?
1000 Sorry
Sathyamayum jnan
ariyatheyanu ninte
Vaalil chavittiyathu....

flush vich firda

Punjabi Sms

Munda : Kash Rabb ne manu brush banaya hunda ta main tere
mooh vich firda.

Kude : Aagar thora vadda banaya hunda te flush vich firda.

unni karange zaroor

Punjabi Sms


Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,
jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroor

Naina de Vanjaare

Punjabi Sms

Tu te hor kisse di ho gayi ni sannu laake Jhoothe laare,
Galiyan de vich rulde phirde ni assi Naina de Vanjaare.

saun rabb di

Punjabi Sms


Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita, eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!

ron v na dinde

poetry Punjabi Sms

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...

nakhra hazaar kita

Punjabi Sms

Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita

Rab ne ditta

Punjabi Sms


Kehnde kehnde thakna nai
Karde karde rukna nai
Ae ishq hai sohna Rab ne ditta
Yaar vasana dil vich onu khona nai...

wekhan tery wal

Punjabi poetry Sms


Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya,
Te d ill de ke chain guwaya,
Gurr nal ishk mitha O ho,
Ni g urr naly iskh mitha Aay hiyy,
Aar ya Par !aj di rat faisla main karna,
Tery Pichy soniyy main khuwaar,
Par a j d i rat sab kuj saf saf,
Tenu dasna jhoot bolna nai sajna,
Sady dowan di vich koi galat fehmi rayyy na,
Haan main sharabi! par tery pichy chad daan sharab bhang,
Oda koi nai Ilaj Haan mainu yaran nal sarkan te piran da shok,
hmmmmmmmmmmmm Oda wi koi nai Ilaj,
Tera rang tera roop Naliy dill nu balan dia galan teri khob,
Jadon tery nall howan main araam nal sowan,
par ek gall khaway ! main wekhan tery wal,
Par yaad mainu hor Aawyyy,
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya !!!

koi hor hunda

Punjabi Sms


Baanh phad ke rok lende tenu, je sada chalda koi zor hunda,
Asin tere layi kyon ronde, je tere varga koi hor hunda...

ik baar aaja

Punjabi Sms

Tare shonk da nahi attbar sanu,Aa dekh sada intezar aaja..
Je lahni e yarri tu GOGNA nal,Sade samne tu ik baar aaja...

kamry wich wariya

Punjabi joke Sms

GIRL
Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar Bazary rakh
Telephone te tu karna nahe. Miss call e mary rakh
BOY..
Main kamry wich wariya ... Mairy Mathy wich wajjy Kand
Tainu telephone main ke karna . tare SIM e band

Hathiee Jidda moun

Punjabi funny Sms

Tare Hussn De ke tareef karan
Tare waal waal wich joun
Iddy soony pair ne tare
Te Hathiee Jidda moun

dard dil nu

Punjabi Sms

wichr da a jidon yaar tey lag pata janda a,
aik e chatkay wich ud pud janda a,
baad chon keng sambhal da a tey o e janda,
lagda a jidon dard dil nu,
othay ki insan tey ki puwan khilar khular janda a

Punjabi joke Sms


bakri chari pahar tey,
bakri chari pahar tey,
dujhey pasun dhalay uter gai.

hawa deinda

funny Punjabi Sms


pakha chalda hawa deinda,
pakha chalda hawa deinda,
na chalda na deinda.ha ha ha

piyar wich jakry

lovely Punjabi Sms

kurri kardi Ey hun nakhray
rehndy Ey wakhri wakhri
nah koi sajjan sada nah koi beli
kon suny saddy dukhry?
assan usnoon udeekdy rehndy
rondy tey cheekhdy rehndy
usnoon koi parwa nahein
oh lagdi saddy rah nahein
Assi gaiy piyar wich jakry
kurri kardi Ey hun nakhray
rehndy Ey wakhri wakhri

main kasoor kita

Punjabi Sms


sanu pyar ty karna anda aye
par pyar jatna nai anda
tenu ros ros behna anda aye
ruseya nu mana nai anda
kehra main kasoor kita aye ty minu das dy
eni cheti keh dita teri meri bas way
dasi ve dildara ve dil dar ki aye

Lang-gay yaar

Punjabi Sms

Main Aadmi anokhaa andaz wy nirala,
jithy gaddi no rokan Othy kurian da jalla,
Sdd-aa sachian dy nall lawan sachi dilon yari,
Jary dil dy joothy Ona daa munh kalaa,
Nally din-rat piwan main bang karan main shor,
Mery to tang Rab mera paioo na jany kyon,
Ik din ay ga zaroor khusain da jery Lang-gay yaar,
Utoon neewon dendy awaaz menu ke....
Main Aadmi anokhaa andaz wy nirala!

twada hi na

Punjabi love Sms

Jad meri chita ballae gi
tai aasma lal hovaega
tussi khafan chuk kai
vekhna hotha tai twada
hi na hovae ga

khavaba vich

Punjabi sad Sms


Sanu chad jiyae ve kalle
thoda ro lain dai
shayad aa javae tera supna
thoda so lain dai
zindgi taa tere bina katni saanu
khavaba vich ta tera ho lain dai

jaan to vi pyare

Punjabi friendship Sms


Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,
sahareyan nu vi sahare milde ne,
kaun kehnda hai k duniya ch dost nahi,
kuch dost jaan to vi pyare milde ne.....

manno pagal banaya

Punjabi Sms


katheyo baina we gawara nahi kita
rehna faraq mitaya te inna loka
oh nadan sajjan ki jan,nda si
ulta sabaq parhaya te innah loka
oh te nahi si rahna ik pall we door maitho
maheya door vasaya te innah loka
roz e mehshar saru fareyad karsi
manno pagal banaya te inna loka

kinara nahi labhda

Punjabi Sms

labhdae ha sahara,
sahara nahi labhda
ek vari milya o dobara nahi labhda
gva dai samunder vich khava main gotae
mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda

HAI HAS KAI JIYA

Punjabi Sms

PANI VICH PATHAR NA MARYA KAR
IS PANI NU KOI HOR VI PEENDA HEGA
ZINDGI THODAE DIN DI HAI HAS KAI JIYA
KAR TENU VEKH KOI HOR VI ZINNDA HEGA

banava kidae laie

Punjabi Sms


Jeenu dil dai vich vasaaya assi
ek pal na kade bhulaya assi
bada loka kolo lukaya assi
o raaj bewaffa hai
mein taaz banava kidae laie
meri mumtaaz bewaffa hai meenu

Rabb karuga paas

Punjabi idea Sms

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!

umar lag jaave

Punjabi pray Sms


Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

paper ohnu aanda c

Punjabi text Sms


Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

Maino msg Phaij

Punjabi Sms


sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaich
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...Maino msg Phaij

Bachian da Mama

Punjabi funny Sms

Bari warsi khatan gia si,khat k lianda Pajama
jeda mera sms paran-to bad Pangra na pawayyy...
Apni Mashoooq de Bachian da Mama ;)

sayana bana dita

Punjabi lovely Sms


Mainu yaar-yaar karde rahe,,
es yaar ne sanu rula dita,.
hora ton ki umida si,jad yaar ne hi bhula dita,
mudke dosti nahi karni main,menu yaar ne sayana bana dita.

Dil de sakde

Punjabi sad Sms


Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

sohna bana Rabba

Punjabi romantic Sms


Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

labh ke ki lena

Punjabi poetry Sms


Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

New Exams SMS in Urdu

Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon 'JAn|x' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->

Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books

Text Exams SMS in English

Warriors. Wakeup..

It’s Time 4 D Battle!

Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War Begins In 17 Days..!

Highly Impossible Msg

Text Exams SMS

The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?

eXams Suck

Exams SMS

Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym's Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Exams SMS

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year

Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he

Exams SMS

A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam-hall and says
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he " ....

Humesha late class mein jao

Text Exams SMS

~ MY SECRET OF SUCCESS ~

1: Kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen.

2: Humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga.

3: Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao.

4: Ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.

5: Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke Do(2) number se izzat ke Zero(0) ache.

~BEST OF LUCk~ ~~

Saale Ko Dhundo Re

Text Exams SMS in English

Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs

Cycle
Macmillan

Telephone
Graham Bell

Telescope
Galileo

Exams











Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard Dia Hy Is ne

Text Exams SMS in Urdu

Na Waqt Itna K
Syllabus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Parhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye ... ;->

Who Can Do For $100

Exams SMS

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Sem !!

I have a friend which is you

Text Exams SMS in English

I have a pen which is blue,
I have a friend which is you.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
But our Friendship will never say Goodbye

Larkio k pichay para hai

Exams SMS in Urdu

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Dream Of Touching Books

Exams SMS in English

7 Things Students Do
During Exams Prep:
1- Sleeping
2- Eating
3- Texting
4- Watch Movies
5-Chat Wid Friends
6- Dream Of Touching Books
&
7- Ask Others



Kuch Parha

Jan lewa Ho Sakta Hai

New Exams SMS in Urdu

Aisa Majak Engg Students K Sath Na Karen.
Janlewa Ho Sakta Hai

Student Union Dwara Janhit Me Zari..!

Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Ha

Text Exams SMS in English

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam

Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,

Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody
Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C Milade

us k bachey bahar khailney gaye hon

Text Exams SMS in Urdu


jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k

"Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill wasool na ho"
Ameen

exams r a matter of luck

New Exams SMS

No doubt exams r a matter of luck,

how?

"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass"

Kyun hai na matter of luck

pappoo pass ho gya

Text Exams SMS

issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,




cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya

tumharey bus kee baat naheen

Text Exams SMS in Urdu

Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.




In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating

jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahe

Exams SMS

exams are the part of our daily routine life,







so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahe

ik aur bharam toot gya

Exams SMS

itney bharam tootey they ik aur bharam toot gya,






ussee subject pas huwa jis ka paper mujh sey chooot gya

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

Text Exams SMS

The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)

Lets Go 2 Library

Exams SMS in English

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..


1)Plzzz..Don't Disturb I Want 2 Study!

2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 Is-

3)Sir,I Have A Question! :-)

Reserved For VIP

Text Exams SMS in English

Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me

Exams SMS

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song


Guess.!







'Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me':-)

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Exams SMS in Urdu

Student Problem

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Parhen B To Kia Parhen

Har Page Pe Bachiön Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai!

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

New Exams SMS in Urdu

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Unlimited Sms

Text Exams SMS

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY ... ???

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S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning


So Study Hard ... ;->

Food, Laughter N Forgot

Latest Exams SMS

Long Back,
People Who Sacrificed Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot

Their Family Were Called Saints.
Bt Now They R Called

"Students" :-)

Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein

Text Exams SMS in Urdu


=|| Sachae |||=


School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principal= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na
Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examiner= Sharabi

Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat

Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna

Thanx 4 Cuming To Exams

Exams SMS

NEW EXam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques....


SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams...

Text Book Is Unintentional & Accidental

New Exams SMS


1st Line 2 Be Writeen In Exams:

"All The Answers Written Below Are Imaginary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental..."

hum ne cheating ki hay

Funny Exams SMS

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

ShURu Tu NercErY se kRna hai

Text Exams SMS

paRh,paRh kaR kiA kRna ek dIn tu MaRna hAi,aGr mRne k bad dubaRa ZiNda Hoe Tu ShURu Tu NercErY se kRna hai;.(

Likhte He Bakwas

Exams SMS in Urdu

|?| Exam Anthem|?|

Hum Honge Kamyab, Hum Honge All Pass Ek Din,
Hoho... Likhte He Bakwas,
Fir B He Vishwas, Result Hoga Jhakas,
Hum Honge All Pass
Ek Din.

Kameenay Parh Lay

Text Exams SMS

Lets Play A GAME..

Its Very Interesting..

Ready?

3

2

1


START..

Kia Start?

Kameenay Parh Lay
Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.

Exams Horahe Hain

Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huee

Exams SMS


Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho


To Sari Kainat Tumhee Usko Pass Karne May Lag Jati Hai


Or Agar Aesa Nahi Hua


To

Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huee .......



Suplee Abhi Baqe Hai Mere Dost

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekhtay thay

Exams SMS

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain




Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain




Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume

A Day Before Ur Exam Paper

Text Exam Sms

Recite SURAH QALAM Complete And SURAH AMBIYA (Ayah 79 To 91)

A Day Before Ur Exam Paper.They Have Miraculuos Effects.

Forward To Everyone U Want To Help For Better Result.

cell hai balnce nhi

Exam sms

lyf of da collge student
wallet hai paisay nhi
lecturere hai attendence nhi
cell hai balnce nhi
frends hai girl frend nhi
exam hai tension nhi
parhna hai mood nhi

Feeling goes away

Exams SMS in English


Thought of the Day: If you Feel like doing some studies,

Sit down and wait until that Feeling goes away

Thanks for coming to exam

Text Exams SMS in English

New exam pattern->

1. General students : Ans ALL questions

2. OBC : Write ANY question.

3. SC : Read ONLY questions.

4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam.

More Crime

Exams SMS

If All Pakiz Strt Studyin & All Get Good Marks

But, Jobs r Limitd

den

More Unemployment

More Youth

More Suicides

More Crime

''SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING'' ;->

Pages Of Ur Book Still Smell New

Funny Exams SMS in English

What’s Fear ?

Fear Is The Deep Wrencthing Feeling In Your Stomach

When Pages Of Ur Book Still Smell New

&

Just Few Hours Left For Ur Examz ;->

Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me

Text Exams SMS in Urdu

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
College K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane...

Define Me In Some Words

Exams SMS in English

If In Exam U Have One Of Question About Me
Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words ?
Ur Answer Shud Be Based On Truth, Reply Me Now

The Beginning Of The New Semester

Latest Exams SMS


Beauty

Freshness

Dreams

Truth

Imagination

Feeling

Faith

Trust


This Shud Be The Beginning Of The New Semester

there is one Girl friend..

Funny Exams SMS in English

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl friend..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!

Any resemblance to text book

Exams SMS in English

Ideal to write on ans sheet:
Answers given below r imaginary & result of pure fiction. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely co-incidental ;->

sab taiyar hai

Text Exams SMS

Yahoooooo... ....!
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Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi
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(';')
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Pen
pencil
scale
eraser

sab taiyar hai

AB BUS..
parhna baki hai

we waste one half of our life

Exams SMS in English

What is Éduçati0n ?

Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh which we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.

We must not only act

Exams SMS


To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam

the grades r not fair

Text Exams SMS in English

Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE

I watch a movie

Exam Sms in English

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Student sarey jage

Exam sms

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU

More Explanation is Needed

Text Exams SMS in English

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

May God suceed u in every exams

Exams SMS in English

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

insurance claim karva lete

Text Exams SMS

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai

Exams SMS

itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay


k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay


yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain



end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai


HAPPY
.......ENDINGS

Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come

New Exams SMS

Todays Students Thinking

Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..

Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..

But Still A Hope Is Alove..

Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Exam Sms in Urdu

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha


Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya

It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notice

Text Exams SMS in English

Student's declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend's knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes.

Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental

saadi yaad rahe

Punjabi Sms

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!

suk jande ne hanju

Punjabi text Sms

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

ethe vii aa gaye

Funny Punjabi Sms


Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

apna aap gua Bethe

Punjabi Sms

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

farz nibha dita

Punjabi Sms

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

tuhanu manaan vaaste

Punjabi romantic Sms


Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Punjabi Sms

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Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

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Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae

Punjabi Sms

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

bache nhi thy

Naughty Sms

Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.

sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?

wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->

Rape Is NOt A Crime

Naughty Sms

GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

(A Pakistani Film Actor)

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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "

Moun Maari Hui

Naughty Sms in urdu

Teacher: 'Kisses' Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?

Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P

Dresses very well

Naughty Sms

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->

Woman Becomes Naughty

Naughty Sms


Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich...

Achey ki TALAsh

Naughty Sms

DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..

WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??

LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->

Gul Khan

Naughty Sms

Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..

Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->

Andhery Main

Naughty Sms


Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->

Bethne K Liye Kaha

Naughty Sms


1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st:Wo Kese?
2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.

Piyari Har Eik Adaa

Naughty Sms in poetry

Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!

Show God's Creation

Naughty Sms


Define Fashion Show?

"In Fashion Show,

Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,

Models Drop Their Dress

& Show God's Creation

Rabit And Lion

Naughty Sms

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

An Animal Just Above My Knee?

Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.

Dirty Mind

Naughty Sms


A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...






Why???







U Dirty Mind...



She Had The Ticket!!!

Potty kab karunga

Naughty Sms

2008 ka sabse zalil sms
Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???

Upright Position

Naughty Sms

Announcement In
Zardari's Chartd Plane ...




Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...

NEIGHBOUR'S DAUGHTER

Naughty Sms


Water Is So Precious,
So Plz Send Dis Msg To As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis Slogan:
SAVE WATER!

SAVE WATER!

SHARE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR'S DAUGHTER!! ;->

BF's B4 Mariage

Naughty Sms


Hights Of Heart Breakin:
An Inocent Man
Watchin His
1st Blue Film Aftr
Mariage,
In Which
His Own Wife
Had Acted

MORAL:
Watch All BF's B4 Mariage...

location

Naughty Sms


Kissing is like real estate.


The most important thing is




location,
location,
n location! ?

Darr K marey

Naughty Sms


Height Of Fear

2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->

Contest Elections In India

Naughty Sms


What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?


Politics Will Become Transparent

Kia Khayal Hai

Naughty Sms


Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,

Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.

Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola

"Kia Khayal Hai Madam

Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...

Sales Girl

Naughty Sms

Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

Sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??

Mera Scooter Gum Huwa

Naughty text Sms


Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya

§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne

15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.

More Than Enough

Naughty Sms

20, Jul 2007

Radio Quiz:

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!

dard ko sehna

Naughty Sms in urdu

tujh ko bhool k zinda rehna, tanhai k dard ko sehna,




Ziada mushkil to naheen hai.

Mutual Consent

Naughty Sms

A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.

Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P

SMS karna chor dia

Naughty Sms

Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia.

both r pregnant

Naughty sms 4 adults


3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Books And Study

Naughty Sms

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

FlaMeR

Kuch Ban Nahi Jati

Naughty Sms


Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!

Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!

Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->

Patay Ka Baat

Naughty Sms


Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!


Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->

Help Few Girls

Naughty Sms


One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->

itna masla nai

Naughty Sms in punjabi

Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->

Wash Da Dishes

Naughty Sms in english


HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I'll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->

Sugar In His Blood

Naughty Sms

Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .

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If In Exam U Have One Of Question About Me
Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words ?
Ur Answer Shud Be Based On Truth, Reply Me Now

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Lovely name

Naughty Sms

Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What's your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->

enjoy 3 years vacation

Exams SMS

Special offer....!

Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

Hurry offer valid until exams only....

the noble cause

Text Exams SMS in English

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary) . Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.

Say NO to EXAMS

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Height Of Fear

2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->

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As they were leaving

Naughty Sms in English

A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:


WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->