wasn't paying attention in class

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"

what do u mean by Ph.D

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Interviewer: wat is ur qualification?
Sardar: Sir i m Ph.D.
Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.D.?
Sardar: PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..

its a process that starts with right hand

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Lecturer : Explain digestive system in one sentence?
Sardar:its a process that starts with right hand & ends with left hand

u r very lucky

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sardar asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"
lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T"
sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.

phir gaaya aur doosre chappal ka intazaar kiya

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Sardar: Mai kal gana Ga raha tha to kisi ne mujpar chappal pheka
Friend:Tune Gana roka nahi
Sardar:Nahi maine phir gaaya aur doosre chappal ka intazaar kiya..mein ek chappal toh nahi pehan sakta naa

T-SHIRT NIKALEGI

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Next 20-20 KA CAPTAIN kaun?
GUJ : PATHAN
MARATI :SACHIN
Sardar -SANIYA MIRZA.
SANIYA Q..?
SRDR : Jeet k baad DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI TO BALLE BALLE... ;-

Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,

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1 Sardar Roz Murti Pe Matha Tekta Tha..
Pujari Ne Badi Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,
Srdr aaya Aur Bola:
"Oye Chotu!
Daddy Kitthe He?

3sardar chand pe bheje

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NASA ne 3sardar chand pe bheje.
magar adhe raste se vapas!
Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh kaha:
"AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA

U cant land on d sun

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RUSSIA:We R 1st in space.
USA:We R 1st on d moon. SARDAR:We'll be 1st on d sun.
USA:U cant land on d sun,its hot.
SARDAR:We R not stupids.We 'll go AT night...

Funny Sardar Sms in Punjabi

Chota Sardar To His Papa: Mainu Shadi Kerni Hai

Papa: Putter Kide Naal

Son: Papa Daadi Maa Naal

Papa: Begairata'n O Meri Maa Ae...

Son: Te Tussi Meri Maa Naal KiOn Kita... ? ;->

"Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai

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Admi Sardar Se:
"Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai"

Sardar Replied:

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"Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota"

Point 2 B Noted... ;->

my mathematics teacher will teach

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Son : We will soon become rich..
Sardar : how.?
Son : tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me how to convert paise into rupees... ;->

Aap jo humko parha rahe hain

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Teacher : Sach aur veham me kya fark hai..?

Santa : Aap jo humko parha rahe hain

woh sach hai,

lekin hum sab parh rahe hai

ye apka veham hai... ;->

nothing can travel faster than Ligh

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Four guys, one each from Harvard, MIT University, Yale and SANTA SINGH from
Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.



One common question was asked to all of them.


INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ?


HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes
instantly in your mind.

MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked


YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.


SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply) "WHY"?



SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHTS, it was over !! :-D

decided to shift his place

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one Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A
lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"

Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar
answered " No No Me Banta Singh"
Third one
came and asked the same question Sardar was totally
annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he
saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked
him " Are you Relaxing?"
The other Sardar was
much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing "

Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said,
"Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu
Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."

My Telenor SIM blocked

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Sardar got job in a Telenor Call Centre..
Customer: My Telenor SIM blocked what to do?
Sardar: don't take tension. Remove Telenor, visit Insta customer service center, put Warid SIM, load Jazz card, and enjoy Paktel to Paktel free talk time .
Thank u 4 calling Ufone... ;->

saab ye to beyimaani ha

New Sardar Sms in Urdu

Autowala: saab! 30 rupiye huye.
Santa: ye lo 15 rupiye.
Autowala: saab ye to beyimaani hai.
Santa:Abay! Beyimani kesi?tu b to baith k aya he,aadhe Tu day... ;->

There Are Hidden Camera Here

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Jasmeet Kaur Watched Her Husband Santa Singh Searching High & Low,
All Over The Living Room.
She Asked Him : “ What Are You So Frantically Searching? “
Santa Singh : Hidden Cameras.
Jasmeet : And What Makes You Think There Are Hidden Camera Here?
Santa : Or Else, Every Few Minutes, How Is That Guy On Television Saying
You Are Watching The Star World Chennel’ ? “ How Can He Know What
I Am Watching... ;->

A Sardar Cheat The Railways

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How Does A Sardar Cheat The Railways??

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He Buys The Ticket But Doesn't Travel... ;->

People Still Praise Me

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Wife : You Say I Look Old But People Still Praise Me.
Sardar: It Must Be Banta Singh.
Wife : How Do You Know?
Sardar: He Is A Scrap Dealer... ;->

conductor asked for ticket

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket..
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.... ;->

SHE DOESN'T TALK ABOUT

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SANTA: I AM VERY UPSET
MY WIFE ALWAYS TALKS
ABOUT HER FORMER HUSBAND
WHO DIED 5 YEARS AGO.

BANTA: THANK GOD, SHE
DOESN'T TALK ABOUT
HER NEXT HUSBAND
LIKE MY WIFE... ;->

PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi

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sArdAr 1: oye ye docTor loG oPerATion k Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi.?

sArdAr 2: is liye k PATienT surGery nA seekh ley... ;->