meena vs kameena

Punjabi Sms

Ik munda kuri nu puchchda hai" tera naa ki hai"?
kuri kehandi "meena"
Kuri puchchdi "tera naa"?
munda kehanda "kameena"
kuri kehandi" lagdey ta nahin"
munda "kol bitha ke vekh lao

Rab mann janda

Punjabi Sms

jay tu Rab nu manona pely yar noo mana.

Rab mann janda yar noo manona okhaa ay.

The people on the street find it strange

Text Sardar Sms

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on.
The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baraat.
So one of them asks Santa Singh,
"Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala guzar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?"
..... comes the reply,
" Haan ji ! Hai hi baat badi khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!

vedray sadey

Punjabi Sms

Akhan nunh aakhan jhuk ja ao, sawan nunh aakhan ruk jao, O aa vardya vey aj vedray sadey, aey hasrato hun tey muk jao,

Hi Main Bol Raha Hoon

New Sardar Sms


Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

sada pyar

Punjabi Sms

Seen sonian tur pardes chale pichu hu har banawi na.
Pase tele the lodre howay khat likh deyaian sharmavi na.
Khat likh k pavi dake kase hor de hath padravi na.
jin rahi te fair milan ge sada pyar dilo polavi na.

Chal bhaag mujhay nahi pata

Text Sardar Sms

Sardar..Papa condom kia hota hai?

Sardar's Papa..Chal bhaag mujhay nahi pata.

Sardar..Tabhi to hum 11 bhai hain..!hehehe

suddenly bend &touched

Sardar Sms in Urdu


Mr KHURRAM 'walking on the road suddenly bend &touched the road &said furiously'fittay moonh,loki thokk vi enj sutday ney,jivein ruppeya peya hovay...

ye to wohe kamina hai

Text Sardar Sms

Sardar looked himself in miror & said"isko kahin dekha hai"then he said "yad aya" ye to wohe kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri bewi k sath hai....

U r rejected

Latest Sardar Sms

Interviewer: Tell me opposite of gööd.
sardar: Bad.
intvwr: Come.
srdr: Go.
intvwr: Ugly.
Srdr: Pichli.
intvwr: Shutup!
Srdr: Keep talking.
intvwr: Get out!
Srdr: Come in.
intvwr: Oh God!
Srdr: Oh devil.
intvwr: U r rejected!
Srdr: I m selected.
BALLE BALLE !