ye sab kyon leke baithe ho

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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes
along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks
"kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with
you?). Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na
marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)