New Sardar Sms

one day a sardaar goes 2 a shop
and asks
bhai sahab yeh tv kitneka
seller says nahi batata jao
few minutes later sardar changs his wear and comes again
bhai sahab ye tv kitneka
man replies nahi batata jao
after every five minutes it happens again & again
at last sardaar asks
ke tuzhe mai hu yeh kaise pata chal raha hai
seller says ki ek tuhi gadha hai jo kabse microwave ko tv samajh ke uska bhaav puch rahaa hai